Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bet they are.Would somebody please fetch me chocolate? kthxbai
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:22,
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latest was 14 years ago)
There's no chocolate, but there's some Clitoris Allsorts up there.
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They'reseventy per cent clitoris butter. Made by Mills & Boon.
No, that's not right. Something and Green.
And it's maybe batter rather than butter.
I don't know, I'm getting old.
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Would somebody please fetch me all the details of your boring life please?Oh, that's right, they're already here.
What's up b3th? Why the need for chocolate?
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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an X chromosomeWhat's up with you, baldy? Enjoy shitting in a field last weekend?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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Not so much. Got very cold and wet which let to me missing two days of work this week feeling ill.On the plus side I got to hang out with Clenders and BGB and sleep in my van, which always feels like a little adventure.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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I did have a shit whilst resting my well proportioned buttocks against the back of my van.It was one of the most pleasant bowel movements I had all weekend as I could feel a gentle breeze wafting while I stared out over some green fields and a herd of Monkjack deer.
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Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:42,
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Pleaseshow your workings by means of the Brstol Stool Chart.
Actually, please don't.
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