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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SCANDAL!We've just found a small cupboard downstairs where somebody in our building has been hiding and stealing post :O
items taken so far include; a kindle (which was deactivated by Amazon, so fuck you mister steal-y person), other gadgets, CDs, DVDs and a shitload of cheques. This has been going on since late last year. Malc and Tricky are talking about setting up servaillance, i won't go into the other details of thier idea of 'serveillance' as its rude and highly illegal
What was the last scandal etc?
Alt i guess its lunch, lunch?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:14, 93 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
totes is innit?there's a whole cupboard full of mail and opened boxes, shits 4 real yo
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)
it's like a modern day treasure chest.Do you know who did the stealing?
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no taht's why malc and tricky are talking about setting up a camerawhich would be illegal unless they put up a notice, but then they got distracted thinking about putting the camera in the ladies bogs, which would also be illegal
i don't know why they'd want to watch laura having a poo
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Front door saying "cctv cameras are used throughout the building"should be enough right?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
My godmothers postman stole post for over a yearthe Royal mail went to his house to investigate and he shot at them with a shotgun, then blew his brains out.
What I'm saying is be careful Q, this psycho might just go over the edge.
lunch, will be the gym plus some North Korean Nooodles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:16,
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I had a scone last night with chocolate Philadelphia on itMore food FACTS as they arrive
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:19,
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i reckon laura in the office next door has been doing itshe looks real pikey and has loads of rolls of fat she could conceal things in
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Person of weak moral character + free access to pies = fatty.(
Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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I'll take them all on.One at a time or all at once, makes no difference to me.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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It doesn't take much persuasion for me to show mine.Never has.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:29,
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If she is fat then she is clearly selfish and therefore capable of such an atrosityGood Work Hercule Quinne
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:18,
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thanks Naked Ape!i'll write up a report and have this wrapped up by tea time
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
So all that stuff is still in the cupboard?Retarded postman putting it in there? My postman started throwing our post over the back gate not realising he was throwing it in to our neighbours garden. What a fucking retard. We were complaining about not receiving items when the whole time they were in the bushes at the bottom of my neighbours garden. Not even a fucking note that read "Dear homeowner, I am a spastic and have thrown your mail over a 7 ft high gate that I cannot see over. Lots of love, the postman."
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Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:19,
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our postman leaves everythign neatly sorted in boxes by our entrance, someone has been stealing some of these boxes and concealing the evidense in a cupboardDUNDUN-DUNNNN
sounds like your postie is a lazy shit
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Yeh, he also lets himself in to the house and kicks our plant pots over.Cunt
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Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:21,
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You are an imaginative SP. Prove this is a true story and I'll never doubt you again.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)
hold up and i'll upload louise's photo of some of the envelopes we found and the amazon box(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:23, Reply)
that's a bit extreme, i don't mind uploading a photo of some letters and thatbut i'm not going to that sort of length you maniac
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
We had a woman at work attempt thatShe was pinching all of the crap free gifts you get from stationery companies, etc, but my boss had his eye on one item, so when it didn't arrive, he did some digging, and found she'd been stealing it all. It was mostly just chocolate, stuff like that, but she received a rather large bollocking.
Only scandal at the minute is that one of my friends had his confidence ruined by his missus dumping him, and making it clear it was 'all his fault', it has since emerged she was simply bored of him, so decided that was the correct way to end the relationship.
Alt: BBQ pork & tomato dish with rice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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I've got really dry lips, maybe I'm dehydrated(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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I'm sure I've told the story of the girl who got herself fired by setting up a Facebook group calling her employers shitat her work computer on work time using FB via a proxy cos all such sites were banned.
Scandal in my workplace today; everyone's well jell cos I'm off to a meeting in London on Thursday to discuss Vodafone's offer for our company. I look forward to coming back and telling them FUCK ALL
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)
will you get any freebies?i love freebies, i got bbm speechbubble notepads
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Last time I got LUNCHYeah that's right! A free lunch! There was fizzy water too, I didn't want the day to end
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)
3 meals a day eh? Who'd have thought it!next we'll be telling him that e have indoor toilets!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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Don't blow the poor bugger's mindhe's still wrapping his head around not having to go down to the village well for water.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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Nah this last meeting was in BracknellBut they did supply nice velvety leaves to go with the hole in the ground.
Am thinking maybe in London they might have something so sophisticated as a bucket.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)
No way man, they've got adry ski slopethat's 21st centuary shit right there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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Yeah, they're looking at developing a new way of getting it out of the cask actuallyThey call it a "pump"
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Nah I won't be in town long mateMeeting finishes between 3 and 4 and I need to be on a train back by 5. If you're free in that window then by all means :-)
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Shame. I am at the Dr at 15.10 but would have come back in to town. (, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)
+ a Kindle, some cheques and DVDs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:42,
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Holy crap I just worked out you supply our company.Totally going to gaz you rather than ring up the helpline from now on.
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Yeah, you're migrating all out telephony hubs.and our call master don't work!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Interesting, I thought we just had the Blood Transfusion areaThat's the only bit that comes through our department anyway. I'll have a word on Thursday, the CEO will be there, I'll just take a load of paper clips and make a noose out of them, he'll get the message
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
this is the kindle box from on kev's deskjoe ordered it last year for his wife's xmas and when it didn't arrive he got a second one sent
www.b3tards.com/u/93ddfffe9b9d9422fe92/img-20120618-00051.jpg
if i can get louise's photo of the letters as well i'll uplolad that too yeah?
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
You're confusing the crime sceneAnyone handling that box should be wearing gloves
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:55,
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thats what i saidand with malc being ex filth he should have known better, he contaminated the whole crime scene
i reckon he's bent, inside joba nd that
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I's obviously Malc, he's covering his tracks nowconfront him before he leaves this evening
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:01,
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and joe got a photo of the cupboard tooits good because our lease is up for renewal
BRAPP
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
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