syncubus is trying to tell me how to paint my nails properly
Fuck that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

sycubus?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

old s hool talker

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

painting nails
1. stumble across nice colour polish
2. start painting nails
3. paint most of fingers
4. wait to dry
5. forget you are waiting for it to dry and screw it up while putting clothes on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

no no
Hunt for the perfect color
set aside ample amount of time to paint nails
paint nails
Allow to dry
Don't do anything until they are dry
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

hmm
this is a maverick approach. I don't think I can get on board with this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

give it a whirl

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

it's the sitting around for hours not doing stuff until it dries thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

it doesn't "take hours
Maybe 20 minutes

Maybe try it with clothes on
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

20 minutes
is forever! there will be something more interesting to do during that time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

read a book while they dry

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)

then I'll catch them on the book

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

then just don't paint them

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I'll never pull Johnny Depp that way

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

He's just split from Vanessa.
You're totally in there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I know
someone said at work. They all wanted him, but I'm totally the single one, so it should be easy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

He'll be giving you masterclasses in how to fall down the stairs next.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

and piss the bed

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Kirsts, baby, you're a dream boat and he's a fucking iceburg.
You deserve so much more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

please please don't pair us in a sentence
Or in any other way
Ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Good lass, now block him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)