Jimmy Carr is a disgusting human being who deserves to be put in the stocks
and have small slices cut out of his body over a period of weeks until he dies in exquisite agony. That will teach the unfunny cunt.

Did he dodge some taxes though? I didn't know. Good for him, I wouldn't pay a penny more than I had to. Not whilst billion dollar industries get away with it.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I believe there used to be a chinese torture
whereby chicken wire (or the equivilant) was pulled tightly over your body and then a knife was run over it removing many small discs of flesh.

I may have read this is a Flashman novel though, so it may be untrue
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Agreed on him being unfunny,
also good work fella on the tax avoidance. Anyone with half a brain gets a good accountant to do this.
Lols? David Cameron coming out with a phrase 2morally wrong".
And lols for this too.
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1581649_undercover-fat-police-to-probe-salford-takeways-over-obesity-crisis
The fat police!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

That article smells, Like someone scoffing and entire takeaway pizza to themselves doesn't know its bad for them
That's why normal people only have a pig out takeaway every now and then. The other day I had a special meat and chips with everything on top. Probably 1500 calories and a fuck load of fat but fuck it, I cycle a lot and only do it every now and then, I'd be far more concerned about the calories in the 8 pints of ale I quaffed in order to get me in the mood for such vile food.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

undercover fat police?
Big covers then!

Sounds like a good job, being paid to eat takeaways.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

£60000 spunked on telling us that takeaway food is high in calories and fat.
Wow, hold the fucking front page! I want a job like that.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Bear shit in the woods too.
And the Pope's Catholic.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

"It can be difficult for residents to make informed choices about what food they eat from takeaways."
I doubt whether any of those fat knackers has made an informed choice in their lives.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)