For a while there they were thinking of changing the Boy Scout oath
to 'Yes, Mistress Blousie'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The
Second line was.

"We love your hills and indeed your valleys."

Third line was.

"We promise not to play wit our woggles."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

You'll have to stop with the sex mad blousie now.
The meds have made me about as sexually aroused as Mary Whitehouse with a headache.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

yeah, they can have that effect.
I can cover for you, if you like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Be my guest.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

"Dib Dib Dib,"

"We'll Dob Dob Dob"

"Akela we'll do our best."

FFS, how do I remember that?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I promise that I will do my best
to do my duty to god
to serve the queen
and to help other people
and to keep the brownie guide law
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

A brownie guide thinks of others before herself
and does a good turn every day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

we're the ever helpful imps
quick and quiet as any shrimps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I was a Pixie
then an Elf, then a Pixie again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I only got my hostess badge.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I think I had nine or ten badges when I was a brownie.
Only got one as a guide, thoyugh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Mind you it made me the awesome hostess I am today.
You ask Al.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

The
"blowie badge?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Are you kidding????
More like the 'social leper' badge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

2 as a brownie
about a billion as a guide, mostly in crafts. Except the one in public speaking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Did they pay for the plane ticket?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I got my trolley dolly badge as well

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

But clearly not the sand bath one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Ha
That won't be mentioned again.

Honestly.

No, I promise.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Those
were the days, Cavy.

No standards these days.

I'll wager the hoodies at the end of the road don't know how to make a fire by rubbing two girl guides together.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)