I'm going to have to stop supporting England. It's terrifying.
i really don't know how they do it.
At least we *know* our team is shite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I
find it comforting that I have absolutely no emotional attachment whatsoever. I can even appreciate the game. Sometimes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

The thing that puts me off football, apart from the fact it's a sport, is that the idiots get paid so much.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Next year I'll get you to Headingley for a ODI
You can get pissed, involved and loving it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Rugby is a different ballgame altogether : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

No - the real Headingley
Cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

OMG! I'd rather dig out my eyes with a rusty spoon than watch cricket.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Is this a challenge?
A good ODI will turn your head and you can get ratarsed whilst watching.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Just because booze is involved doesn't mean I will have fun.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

We ain't doing it this year
But here's a little promise - next year, come to a ODI at Headingley with me - I think it's New Zealand and India next year.

I'll buy your piece. I defy you not to have fun.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

My peice of what?
The funny thing is that I know what ODI means. LOL
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Your ticket

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Go on then.
I even went on a fishing trip once with an ex. Bored out of my brain and I got sunburned. It can't be any worse than that.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

It's a date!
West Stand - I'll try to get somewhere between C and H.

I might get a bit obsessive but there'll be snakes, blow up toys, rampant shouting, calling the stewards cunts and all sorts of stuff.

On the field there'll be some action too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Sounds just like a B3ta bash.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I'm not holding you to this
But watching cricket is a huge laugh. It's a big crowd thing, far more than football.

When we get closer to the time, and if we're both still on here I'll remind you. You'll have a blast - I promise you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'ma witness!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'm up for it.
She who dares, wins, and all that : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

There's no way you can lose

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

There really isn't
There are bars all around so you can drink yourself into oblivion if need be.

Edit - of course you loose. You have to put up with me getting excited about cricket all day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

You make me sound like a wino.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

You'll not fit in otherwise
£50 on you doing a streak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Last one I saw streaking
Was a baked-bean coloured chav and she didn't even get her bra off.

As my mate pointed out - it was like getting 50 yards from the moon then turning back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Considering I'm about as confidant of my naked body as the hunchback of Notre Dame, I don't think I'll be doing any streaking.
I may wear shorts but only if the temperature gets above the core of the Sun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I'm going down to the left corner

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

You should take Darth.
Not only would he love it, but he might even give you a happy ending at the end of play.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Pwhoar!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It is terrifying
but surprisingly fun.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)