I'm guessing that only swipe is banned at her work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

We should all send her text messages so that come 5.31 she doesn't know who to respond to first.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)

this
is spot-on. i actually only send about 3 texts during the working day, but it seemed to be always when the boss was walking past, so i thought easier just to ban it than to have a row.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Do you still want me to service your laptop, by the way?
Monty was complaining about his, so I might as well make a day of it. Potential beers afterwards.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Gonna be embarrasing when you find all the gay porn the "ex" has been bbeating his meat to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

He's got an iPad for that.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

It what steve jobs designed it for the rotting livered bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

someone needs to fix it
i have a best-selling novel to write
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

this may be the most ungrateful and ungracious thing ever
yes please
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

You did tell me what was wrong with it
But I've clean forgotten. Largely because I tend not to take much notice of you. You'll have to refresh my memory.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

A women used it
I have to fix my wifes weekly.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

"Oh yes, I'll install the xxx toolbar"

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Don't be too grateful, then.
You miserable slattern.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)