So who's with Natwest?
Anyone have a tale of woe from their latest IT blip?

I've just been discussing this with some people at work, and one of them tells me he's had two bank accounts since he was 20, one for all his bills and the other for just spending money so it's not a problem. I have never considered a spare bank account have you lot?

What are your plans for the week? I'm going for a meeting then a drink in London on wednesday. I'll try not to steal anything.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:25, 107 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

When will barry come back so we can all have a group hug?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

BARRY OWES US NOTHING
He just is man
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)

He's a scamp true, still I doubt it's as big a deal as everyone is making out.
I bet he drank from Stunned pint glass.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

It weren't even Stunneds sovereign rings wot he nicked
he were just over enthusiastic with powdering his nose or some shit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Someone should gaz me the details.
Or maybe I'll just keep wildly guessing for the lolz
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Caught sneakily pocketing it, was how I heard it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

oooooooooooh! more details!
this is like an episode of morse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

ie really shit and dull?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

yep, and REALLY long
just tell us what happened you big div
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Was he stealing a pocket?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

HE SURE WAS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

he stole monty's last gram of resin
scarpe's G&T and battered's height
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

i have 2 accounts with natwest, and 2 others with lloyds and halifax
no problems with any of them this weekend, don't know what all the fuss is about

next week is a long way away, ask me on friday
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I was asking about this week silly head.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

i dunno why i read it as next week
i'm so stupid :((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

SILLY QUINTEN

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I had one a/c with Natwest from when I was 15 until the shit hit the fan with my money
so I opened a new one with Lloyds and Natwest hate me because I stitched them for a fairly hefty sum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You caused them to fail!
They could have afforded one extra IT bod in india with that money
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)

They could have afforded a good 5 of them, I would imagine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

aint they both public banks to varying degrees

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Dunno.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Natwest is part of RBS and Lloyds took a big chunk of Gubbermint assistance
so erm yeah you can say you've paid your taxes so screw natwest
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Good stuff,
fuck dem bichez.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Lloyds only needed bailing out because they were 'asked' to take over HBOS, which was a disaster

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I have three accounts
I use two
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

we're talking about banks, not your sockpuppets

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I have no sock puppets I'm get confused enough with one account

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

your sig disagrees

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I think that might be a joke.
Surely of all people you should know?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

i don't even know what a joke is :/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

YOUR PENIS!

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

My sig suggests that I am the sockpuppet
not that I have any
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

yes, but i have laods of them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Yup, I'm just one

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

yes i am

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

So who nicked your name?

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)

quinten
you IDIOT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Has anyone seen God Bless America
www.imdb.com/title/tt1912398/

Is it any good? I may watch it tonight
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I have!

I haven't really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

it's a stunning and original piece of cinema

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I saw it, it's alright worth a watch. Don't expect anything amazing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Any three titted aliens?

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Nerp, lots of blood.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

one of the characters is listed as
'tampon throwing tuff girl', that might make it watchable
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

that bit is "lol"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Is that the bit with lots of blood?

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Nope. You'll see.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)

apparently it doesn't have much of a clot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)

So I rode my bike to work as usual this morning and it was a lovely ride in the sun
but now its pissing it down and I am going to get wet wearing summer gear and no waterproofs.

LOL!
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

get the bus

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

He lives in Caaarwaaall.
The bus only comes every third year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)

i was referring to the gentleman's wife

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

So was I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)

badum-tish
well played
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Bastard hahahaha
I'm going to cycle in the rain, that way of of us will get wet.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)

the vomit bit of this isn't the worst, it's the cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubal_Brown
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Had 3 accounts, closed one at the weekend, closing another this weekend, applying for a new one next month with a different bank
Going to go with Smile, sick of Halifax.

Not many for this week, hoping for a quiet one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

im trying to get some sun but i think my boss is scheduling my days off by the crap weather

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

maybe if you were a better employee they would give you better days off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

this thread died faster than a batch of sea monkeys
anyone else have any jokes about things being dead?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

lonesome george died
that's pretty sad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Nah, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)

i knew someone once who said they laughed at a funeral
not he barenaked ladies, a real person i actually knew who found the whole seriousness of her grandmother's funeral so oddly stern and serious she laughed all the way through

what a cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I understand though.
Like when you're being bollocked by the year head at school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

yeah i guess

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)

CLICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

V good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

poor monkey :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?


because he was stapled to the first monkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

this is an awful day of tragedy for the monkey kind

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I'm with Nat West, haven't noticed anything apart from not being able to see historic balances online
I have a current account for spending, a joint account with the misses for food and some bills, a billing account that pays for the mortgage, and an online savings acount that i can easily transfer excess cash into if it ever exists so i don't spend it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

So what's all the shit about theft? Was it at a bash or something?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Barry recommended a great new song to me on Sat night:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I was expecting that to be Steely Dan.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6jiYb-oikE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

perfect choice
has he stuck his head above the parapet at all today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Clear evidence of his guilt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Being caught red handed was clear evidence of his guilt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

DOING WHAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

fingering the hamster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Stealing a pocket, or a dildo or both.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

diddlio, oh oh
diddlio, oh oh
we got to know who stole monty's
diddlio, oh oh oh
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Stealing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

STEALING WHAT AND HOW
details
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I think he helped himself o a bowl of cheerios without asking AND HE FINISHED THE MILK!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

now this is taking it too far
i say we form a mob, march on wherever barry is with pitchforks and burn him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

TO SUNGLASSES HUT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

If this was talk several years ago it would be proper b4sh drama involving headbutting, broken noses, ex wives, and posters having to raise sexfaces lovechild as their own

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

people just don't know how to fuck shit up anymore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

its a good job you've stayed outside the clique, a maverick lone wolf, operating against all accepted social norms
fat chicks on the internet dig all that mysterious crap, as opposed to the reality of some badly dressed fat loser at a london b4sh spraying spittle all over them and stinking of bo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:35, Reply)

This, I hope, is clear evidence of embarrassment.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

You'd fucking hope so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)

It's not as if Stunned's stingy.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I thought he was jewish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

The polar opposite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

he's probably had to buy loads of horrid designer clothes and pointless electronics
just to muster the strength to weep over his latest failed relationship
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

i'd prefer it if he came back and just said
yeah so what, fuck you guys its only the internet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

It's not, though.
It's theft from your generous host 'eye arr ell'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)

so what did he steal?
i'm going to stay on barry's side until i know all the facts, you need to stop bullying the poor kid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z10mhjmFnY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

A signed photo of Steve Davis
and a pair of XXL y-fronts with a mystery stain in the rear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

this and NA's post have gained me more respect for barry than ever before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

So just slightly more than none whatsoever, now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 17:33, Reply)