So just now I was trimmng my hedge
and found a pear tree

what innuendos can you make from your monday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:10, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dunno
but if I think of any, I'll give you one.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:16, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:23, Reply)

blueberries aren't as tasty as blueberry flavored things

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:30, Reply)

racist!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:40, Reply)

they aren't people!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

terrible online fascism!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

it's like she thinks they have feelings
What about my feelings?
I feel like a fool!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:51, Reply)

if you know what I mean, eh?
wait...I don't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)

There's not a lot of innuendo to be found in
'it was fucking shit'.
(berk, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:33, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:39, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:42, Reply)

no innuendo as such
but I suppose you could actually have been fucking shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

HELLO

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Is it me you're looking for?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I can't honestly say that any turd-burgling antics of Kroneys would have improved my day at all.

(berk, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:50, Reply)

If a touch of theoretical space docking doesn't make things better
It must be an epically shit day. My commiserations.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:51, Reply)

it must be more difficult for fat birds to shave up their arse cracks
damn this looks obsessed modern day culture
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:43, Reply)

i can't believe dane bowers fucked that fat bird from steps
i'm not sure who comes out of that looking wurst
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

There's no situation that Dane Bowers doesn't come out of looking bad, if that helps.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's Claire who comes off worst.
Dane fucked Jordan ffs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

^ it's a tie
this is my dilemma
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

is this popbitch or something?
I keep having to google these people and it turns out I don't care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I read shit magazines for my sins.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

fuck's sake woman, there are much more fun sins than that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:50, Reply)

listen, it might not count in made up middle earth, but out here in the real world dane bowers and that fat bird from steps count

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Word!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:50, Reply)

i still don't know anyone from towie's names
there's one fat one though who's not as fat as that bird from steps, and there's another one who thinks she's a model but there's something wrong with her face, and I can't quite put my finger on it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Mark, Lauren, Arg, another Lauren.
That's about it.


Edit, And nanna Pat.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)

they can't hold the razor with their wings

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

i'll go with fat birds having hairy arses unless they go down the salon
it's the safest assumption to make
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:45, Reply)

shave?
I'm pretty sure I can't think of a more unattractive look than arse-stubble.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:45, Reply)

shitty clagnuts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

granted, I suppose.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Hahahaha!!
Proper lolling!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)

better to grow it out and wear it in pig tails

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Nothing like an arse-plait.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Na
Go to the salon and get extensions.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)

this morning -
I had it off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)