Mrs Cow, her Dad and our daughter were in a horse drawn carriage on the way our our wedding
when it got hit by a car and turned over on its side, throwing them through the window and onto a roundabout. Not the best start to the day, to be honest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:45, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

999 meets Big Fat Gypsy wedding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

your child was born out of wedlock?
you do know that means she's going to hell, right? the accident was probably god fucking shit up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

he is quite petty like that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I have booked my room at Satan's Inn a long time ago Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

doesn't mean your little girl has to suffer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)

She only scraped her foot a bit, thank fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)

next time god's vengeance will be swift and thorough

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)

God can get to fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)

WRATH
^that's what you'll be getting sunny-boy-o
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

+t

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

+erbury

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

+ tales

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

+pin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

+ number

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

+number

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

+ number

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)

WANG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha
Sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but that's made me piss myself laughing.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Bizarrely this happening made the rest of the day go brilliantly as no-one was worried about anything
I'd thoroughly recommend it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

something always goes wrong at weddings

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)

You mean apart from the horse based incident?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)

no the horse based thing was your disaster
at mine we had no knife to cut the cake with :/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!!!1!11!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)

TERRIBLE!!1!1!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)

We had a little sword thing, fuck knows where it came from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Worlds most extreme weddings.
With Sheriff John Burnell.

"and that's one backdoor impact the bride WASN'T expecting"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahah!
I'm now having some kind of asthma attack here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I'm still lolling at this now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

excellent *click*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)