Mass x speed = velocity
EDIT: mass x speed = momentum, ie because bobby is so fat he didn't need much speed to knock out all of his teeth.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I was calling bobby fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)

You were incorrectly implying bobby was fat by mixing up velocity and momentum.
velocity=speed + direction
Momentum= velocity and mass
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I'm alwasys doing that
physicslols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)

then it should have been
Mass¹⁰⁰ x speed / impact = 11 teeth missing from fat face
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

velocity and mass is kinetic energy, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)

velocity multipled by mass is momentum
a half multiplied by mass multiplied by (velocity) squared is kinetic energy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Ah.
that explains why I couldn't get your mum off the bed this morning then, not enough momentum
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Right enough, I'd say
her wheelchair weighs at least 100 kilos, it's the batteries.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)

i can't believe you got sucked into this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I got distracted by the word "sucked"
alright, petal?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

phew
badger's back!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Briefly, I fear.
I might be back tomorrow. WHO CAN TELL?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

me
i miss you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

you mean momentum.
velocity is just speed in a specific direction

but, yeah. granted. Still, I only lost four teeth from an impact the maxillofacial surgeon gleefully pointed out would have killed me instantly had it been two inches higher. Ten seems ... careless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

i'm pretty sure he didn't mean that film with guy pearce being forgetful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)

It'd be a right cunt if you had to tattoo anything you forgot onto yourself
I'd be a mess.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)

My brother hit a kerb with his face when came off his skateboard
after travelling full pelt down a 1 in 4 incline. He lost two.

I am baffled at Bobby's shitty tooth strength.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

See scientific explanation above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)