My wedding was wicked fun
there was mead and sword-fighting and archery and people in awesome medieval costumes and campfires and a throne and cake and camping (although not me) and I got to wear dark red DMs and a cool frock I made
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Those troublesome goblins didn't muck about did they?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)

there were no goblins
but there was a zombie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

No there wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

OK
there was a dude dressed as a zombie, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

seems a little casual for a wedding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I think he said he'd do it for a laugh
so I said he should. He was wearing hooded robes and sat at the back of the church during the service so as not to scare the old ladies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)

yeah because nothing is less startling than leaving a church to see a hooded, animated corpse sat at the back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

How we miss Granny Ape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

he wasn't 'full zombie'
just some nasty wound prosthetics on his face and hands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

What a knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

hardly, it was me who said he should
and being the bride is the one time people feel they have to do what you say. Even if you are me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I was talking about you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

sick burn, bro

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Innit doe?
How are you Cavers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

not bad
last couple of weeks of term, so I'm kicking back a bit. Also, got given wine today. If nothing else the whole 'giving wine/chocolates to your lecturer' thing is certainly a perk of the job.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Shit.
Mother of my kid is guilting me out massively about how much money I give her - just a few days after telling me the dates of her fortnight in Spain in July, when I won't see my kid. The fucking utter cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

can you arrange a hit on her?
she sounds like a bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

No, I can't afford one. :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

surely you must know a hit man who owes you a favour?
you seem like the type
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Nah, man of peace, me.
I do know of one chap, old 'colleague' of an actual friend of mine, known as 'Kit Kat' because he only has four fingers following a, ah, disciplining he got over a debt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Only joking!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

toolate, MOnty
I have been cut to the bone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

i didn't know you were married before cavy, where did it all go wrong?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

she caught him in an amourous tryst with an elf from the magic forest of Gna'k'dah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

this is not far off the truth
and far more interesting so I accept this answer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

:( this is my sad hobbit face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)