I own a ww2 bomb shelter/pillbox
this has nothing to do with the question but I thought I'd better mention it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Do you rent it out to Chompy for romantic weekends away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I've earmarked it as accommodation for the Olympics, as it comes under one of the Olympic Boroughs
i'll squeeze the whole load of forrins into it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

You should clean it up
and play your games of Warhammer in it. That'd be well cool.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Is it a designer one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

One of 'Naf Nafs' earliest creations

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Does it have oak floors?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Do you really?
That's fucking well cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Yer, 18 inch shuttered concrete stuck down the end of a garden in walthamstow
i presume it's only still there cos it'd have taken a week to jackhammer it apart
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

That is well smart.
In fact it might even qualify as 'smart garfunkel'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)

There are quite a few dotted around the Outh East, often by rivers and canals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Guildford's surrounded by them and tank traps of various types.
Because it is right in the middle of the best route from the south coast, through the South Downs, to London. You get bored of making dakka-dakka-dakka noises after a while.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Nakers has got South Downs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

And North Downs.
East and West too, probably. The fucking cripple.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

He is like a veritable compass of Downsitude

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

WELL YOU'RE A SATNAV TO AIDS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

haha

( Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I'd just like to say that I think this is seriously cool.
How did this come to be? What do you do with it? Where is it? And why?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

came with a place, fuck all, walthamstow, luftwaffe and fear of invasion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

succinct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

There was one in my nan's back garden
To be fair there was good reason for her to fear invasion from the Luftwaffe.
It was never as exciting to play in as I hoped it would be.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

A real pillbox?
Can i sit in it please, and shoot people?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

i thought a pillbox was one of those things tictacs come in

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)

A guy I knew used to live in a house
with a bomb shelter in the back garden. It must have been a Fifties era one, as it was concrete and wired for electricity. I reckon it was a fallout shelter.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)

he's a cunt
mines better
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

One of my brother's colleagues
collects old military vehicles, he has armoured cars and quite possibly an amphibious one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

My best friend when i was growing up had a chap living next door with 3 tanks!
we would go and play "armies" but the owner was mean and had a vicious dog, so we often had to leg it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

This sort of thing?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DUKW
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

As I understand it.
He has about half a dozen different vehicles from WWII. His wife detests them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)

He should try bedning her over one with the engine running and doing her up the shitpipe
that'd change her mind
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

about being married to him?

( Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Zombie apocalypse preparation. ...
level: COMPLETED
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

*ducks*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I'm afraid it's just not working out.
You're going to have to leave the internet.

I wish you well in your future career.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

shouldn't he really kill himslef as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I was going to recommend that,
but then I thought he'd only come back as a fucking zombie so that would be somewhat self-defeating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

You have to be bitten by a zombie to come back as one.
I'd have thought you would know better.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Not true, Frankenstein's moster was technically a zombie and he wasn't bitten by anything
"They're tungstan tipped screws!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)

No he wasn't.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

No he wasn't.
He was a reanimated corpse and nothing whatsoever to do with Haitian voodoo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol4C_eNWdwM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

No, it can also happen if you've been bitten by 'the dull fairy'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Darth?

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

OH ZING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I'm so meeeen.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

you are the Queen of mean
unlike Tangled's wife who is the Queen of Steam
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*food/film pun*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)