I have tomorrow off.
But then, you knew that because I mentioned it in the last thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:32, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening Jeff
I had a nice massage at lunchtime, very cute girl with a slight Scottish accent. Very strong hands too. I was glad I was wearing loose-fitting trousers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Was this one of those come round to your office type massages?
I could do with one of those.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Yes
Last Thursday of every month, 15 minutes for £10. I can still feel it and my neck clicked on the way home so loudly it reverberated around my skull.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

girl hairy biker bloke.

obvious post is obvious.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

wanna come over for zum zider?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

No thanks.
I'm going to a park in Manchester to drink beer in the rain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

ah ok then, well I hope you have fun
I'm sure someone else will be around
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

OH MAN I'LL BE THERE, BUT LIKE THE NEXT DAY !!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Aw man! you could pop over and try and upset me in real life.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

are you lot dry yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Yup!
It cleared up the next day.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I don't upset you biggers
I'm only really cruel to qotweekers and that's just shooting fish pointlessly. WHERE IS THE MEANING IN MY LIFE !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

No you don't upset me but you can't help but try a little now and then.
Admit it!
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

we all thrive on barbed comments

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

the day you flip out an breakdown live on here
will be awesome to watch. Give me warning so I can watch it unfold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Why on earth would I have a mental breakdown, and supposing this were to happen why the fuck would I report it to the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Too many crunchies?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

possibly, I'll keep my current crunchie addiction a closely guarded secret from now on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

too many crunchies...not enough bait for trolling

I think that and a few gins should do the trick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

It'll be wet on Friday
And muddy on the Saturday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

that's summer in Manchester kiddo
I can't be fucked with any of the support acts so I'll get there for about nine
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)

also I'll see if I can get tickets for Phoenix Park, as that's only ten minutes walk from where I live

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Who is supporting on Sat?
Primal Scream and The Vaccines on Friday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I can't believe you're in Mancland and wont be able to pop over to see me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Next time I will.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

That's what they all say : (((

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

we have a treatment room at work
£27 for an hour, I nearly always fall asleep
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

An hour would be a bit excessive I reckon
considering the pummeling I got.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

that is full body, back, legs, feet, arms, hands, head and face
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)