i need songs about divorce please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:53, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Galaxie 500's version of Isn't it a Pity?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

ok people, songs people might have heard of only please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

The George Harrison version of the same song then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

nobody has ever heard of george harrison, even the other beatles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

He wasn't even the best George Harrison in the Beatles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

the best thing he ever did was get stabbed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Fuck off and Die
By Backyard Babies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

don't really think that's about divorce, thanks though bonzodog

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I would suggest it encompasses
The heart felt feelings behind most divorces...

Or you could go with a bit of Dolly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

5,6,7,8 my root tooting baby is driving me a crazy...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

:)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

...
Breaking up is hard to do
She’s leaving home
We gotta get out of this place
Baby Come back
Sorry seems to be the hardest word
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

see, monty gets it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Billy Connolly version.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

we just had the dolly parton one on
thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Have a whole album:
www.allmusic.com/album/blood-on-the-tracks-mw0000189846
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

shove a bob dylan up your cock and shit out a decent musician

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Err, nah, you're alright thanks mate.
If I want to hear a nasal, whiny Jewish prick I'll just go into my boss's office.

Cheers though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Elbow - Grounds for Divorce.
Billy Franks - The Sacred Art of Leaving
Tammy Wynette - D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Blur - No Distance Left to Run
Freda Payne - Band of Gold
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

elbow? No
Billy who?
had that one, thanks
Blur? sure they're ok but i've never heard of that song
isn't band of gold something to do with prostitutes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Billy Franks is a fairly unknown singer-songwriter
but he writes some quality lyrics.

If you need to depress the fuck out of someone about a relationship, no distance left to run is the absolute winner.

and I believe band of gold the TV program was about hookers. The song however is about the end of a marriage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

shut it badge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I was just answering your questions there Q.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

i dunno why your going out of your way to provoke me today
leave me alone you horrid bully
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not really into music

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)

but Tricky's getting married Chomp
don't you care about that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Not really,
look at the name of the dog in this article www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-guilty-of-having-sex-with-exwifes-bull-mastiff-dog-7896776.html?origin=internalSearch
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

hahahaha
poor sasha!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

That has made my day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I'm doubting "a little bit drunk" would cut it as an excuse.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

he just really fancied his dog
what of it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I'm sorry
but if I was going to fuck a dog I'd choose a slightly less potentially dangerous one than a bull mastiff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

i'd fuck a weimaraner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

they ARE very pretty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

back off, they're mine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

What breed would you choose?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

if you're going to ask you have to answer yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I dislike all animals and don't want any physical contact with them
But probably this one:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

phwoar, yeah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

She's a real tease
And don't worry - she's 21 in dog years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

too old for my liking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I hadn't thought that far ahead, Tangles
Just one that wasn't capable of ripping my head off if it got angry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Here, my dear, Here my dear.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here,_My_Dear
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

cheers scarpe, the one about stop loving you... fits the bill

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)