Regional accents.
Do you think these are an impairment to advancement? I've been asked to speak "less |Northern" before, but as I was brought up in Yorkshire, and live in Manchester, it's a bit awkward.
Alt. Film release you're looking forward to this year? Mine is the new Batman one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:21, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i am twelve and am also looking forward to batman
cowabunga
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

hahaha!
Rory, you have been on serious form lately!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Nee focken chance man
They may be an impairment at top London based places

Alt:
Monty's Mum Does Dallas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

To be honest I think
that regional accents are a great part of the varity of the UK, I however come from Essex but was taught RP and now live Up't North so my accent stands out like a sore thumb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Blimey!
He's done it again! Morning Bonzo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Morn sporters
I am trying very hard to not work today...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

This is a good thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I don't think anyone should be asked to change their accent. If I'm talking to a Northerner it's not fair for it not to be obvious what I'm getting myself into.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

*glares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I don't think my accent is an impairment to advancement, no.
My laziness and accompanying awful work ethic, however, are.

Alt: I kind of want to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I have no idea why. I think it looks funny.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)

You look funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

in this area I believe I should ask if you have some kind of newsletter to which I could subscribe?
And there aren't any films I'd actively look forward to. I think I'd seriously need to take a long, hard look at what had gone wrong with my life if something projected onto a screen in a darkened room was something that I'd consider devoting any significant level of emotion towards until I actually got to the cinema.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I was excited about 13 Assassins.
Not excited enough to actually go and see it, you understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I like good films. I dislike bad films
I'm just not going to waste advanced emotions on something that doesn't involve interaction with, y'know, other actual human beings. It's like being excited weeks in advance about a new carpet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

There are almost no good films.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I don't have your tremendously high standards though, Monts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Well said
My missus gets annoyed if I am not excited by an upcoming event at least 3 months in advance.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I'm a natural story-teller. It's a gift.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Imagine being sat in hospital: the surgeon comes in for a preliminary chat...
‘Owroight mite, Oi’m jist gaowwing to mike a littil incision in yaow skool, see if we can’t get rid of this teowma for yaow. Boi the wye, do yaow loik the rheggai mowsic of Ewe Bye Fur-tie?’

You’d run a fucking mile and take your chances with a ticking, cancerous timebomb in your head, would you not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I only know one UB40 song, fact fans.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I wish to God I could say the same.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

How have you managed that?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

they all sound the same

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Red, Red Wine is the only one I can remember

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

"Rat in me kitchen" is the worse song of all time ever, fact fans.
Followed by "Handbags and Gladrags" by Stereophonics.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Handbags and Gladrags Everything
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Oh come on.
Thousand Trees is the best song about Welsh PE teacher paedophiles EVER.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I prefer Green Door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Is it better or worse than the Rod Steward version, though?
I mean, really?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

No it's not.
However, I'm too young to remember the original version, whereas the later version has been flogged to death on radio and telly.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Am yow tyking the piss?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i need songs about divorce please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Galaxie 500's version of Isn't it a Pity?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

ok people, songs people might have heard of only please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

The George Harrison version of the same song then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

nobody has ever heard of george harrison, even the other beatles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

He wasn't even the best George Harrison in the Beatles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

the best thing he ever did was get stabbed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Fuck off and Die
By Backyard Babies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

don't really think that's about divorce, thanks though bonzodog

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I would suggest it encompasses
The heart felt feelings behind most divorces...

Or you could go with a bit of Dolly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

5,6,7,8 my root tooting baby is driving me a crazy...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

:)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

...
Breaking up is hard to do
She’s leaving home
We gotta get out of this place
Baby Come back
Sorry seems to be the hardest word
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

see, monty gets it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Billy Connolly version.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

we just had the dolly parton one on
thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Have a whole album:
www.allmusic.com/album/blood-on-the-tracks-mw0000189846
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

shove a bob dylan up your cock and shit out a decent musician

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Err, nah, you're alright thanks mate.
If I want to hear a nasal, whiny Jewish prick I'll just go into my boss's office.

Cheers though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Elbow - Grounds for Divorce.
Billy Franks - The Sacred Art of Leaving
Tammy Wynette - D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Blur - No Distance Left to Run
Freda Payne - Band of Gold
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:01, Reply)

elbow? No
Billy who?
had that one, thanks
Blur? sure they're ok but i've never heard of that song
isn't band of gold something to do with prostitutes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Billy Franks is a fairly unknown singer-songwriter
but he writes some quality lyrics.

If you need to depress the fuck out of someone about a relationship, no distance left to run is the absolute winner.

and I believe band of gold the TV program was about hookers. The song however is about the end of a marriage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

shut it badge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I was just answering your questions there Q.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

i dunno why your going out of your way to provoke me today
leave me alone you horrid bully
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'm not really into music

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)

but Tricky's getting married Chomp
don't you care about that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Not really,
look at the name of the dog in this article www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-guilty-of-having-sex-with-exwifes-bull-mastiff-dog-7896776.html?origin=internalSearch
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

hahahaha
poor sasha!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

That has made my day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I'm doubting "a little bit drunk" would cut it as an excuse.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

he just really fancied his dog
what of it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I'm sorry
but if I was going to fuck a dog I'd choose a slightly less potentially dangerous one than a bull mastiff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

i'd fuck a weimaraner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

they ARE very pretty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

back off, they're mine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

What breed would you choose?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

if you're going to ask you have to answer yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I dislike all animals and don't want any physical contact with them
But probably this one:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

phwoar, yeah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

She's a real tease
And don't worry - she's 21 in dog years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

too old for my liking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I hadn't thought that far ahead, Tangles
Just one that wasn't capable of ripping my head off if it got angry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Here, my dear, Here my dear.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here,_My_Dear
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

cheers scarpe, the one about stop loving you... fits the bill

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

CQ was indeed a massive prick last night.
In other news, I heartily recommend Snowtown. It is very good and fucking nasty, just like me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

What did he do?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Wouldn't shut up about his 80-day international holiday.
The fucking Wilf Lunn Lithium prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

You two have a real problem with each other, what happened there?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

CQ is his accountant.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I am not going to tell you.
Suffice it to say, he's a Wilf Lunn prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/interview/wilflunn/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Can we stop with this Wilf Lunn abuse?
I move that we start to refer to him as 'that Robert Rankin prick' instead.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)

he nicked monty's quarter oz of bath salts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Wound dozer up a treat.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

did he fuck.
I just found his hypocrisy extremely funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

C'mon there was one of your posts positively pulsating with fury

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

bollocks. link it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

This whole bit
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1655988
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I stand by my assessment of CQ as a learning difficulties prick.
And that post was composed with Bundy-level calmness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

*sticks hand down trousers*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Very good film, but I couldn't say I particularly 'enjoyed' it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Brummy accents are bullshit.
Alt, batman as well, it was Prometheus but am waiting for the blu ray as I heard so many shit reviews.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Prometheus is good, the people here are pricks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

People everywhere are pricks
why narrow it down?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Even real people, alien fans, said it was pony.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

be fair though, bob
people are stupid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Aye for real. Morning Q.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

morning bob
whats it like being you on a friday?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Fine, got the houseto myself all day so going to play loud music and download some new gaming shit. You?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)

If you liked that Ted Nugent, which you did, get yourself 'Live Album'
by Grand Funk Railroad - and thank me later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Therein being the problem
If people just went to see it and judged it on its own merits as, well, y'know, just a fucking film, they would have thought it pretty good. But, no, they have to obsessively hype it months in advance because it happens to be vaguely connected to some other film that was a bit good in the past. Why compare it to Alien? it makes no sense any more than it would to go "well, you know, it's OK, but it's not as good as "it's a wonderful life" so it's SHIT.

If people weren't fucking idiots they could manage to enjoy things far better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Easy tiger, just a movie

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

haha, spot on.
My righteous anger lies elsewhere today, Bobby. I just thought I'd drop a little bit of it in there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Aim it some forrins or blacks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)

i liked it.
there were bits that felt like some hamfisted producer had come in and gone 'i'm sorry ridley, but our demographics research indicates that people will buy more pepsi if you make this scene scarier by having bigger scarier things and exploshuns. we need 32% scarier, 18% more exploshuns, and some fake blood.' but i thought it was good, and there was plenty to go home and go 'but what if they did x because of.. but it could be they did it so that...'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Regional accents are beastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

This reads like a gay manifesto
+ simply + darling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

The OC is on telly, fuck me he looks like a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

That is Monty's bessie mate, right there!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

total bum chums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

A horse-faced cunt to boot. Fucking wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Who the fuck is wilf Lunn anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1656481
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

CQ, earlier

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Oh lol!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)