My kid's pirate hat. I am inordinately proud of it, because I am shit at practical stuff.
Alt: Because the fastest I could make it round the world was in 83 days :O((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Speaking of your practicality,
what do you want to do about your machine? Did you want to wait until I can do swipe's the same day and all go out for beers, or just get it sorted out?

Either's fine with me.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

If you really don't mind taking a look then it's entirely up to you.
Might as well make a LOLevent out of it though, I would say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Wouldn't offer if I minded.
I'll see if I can't press that dozy doris into giving me a date, then.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Wakaaad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

like finances

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Not all that much, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Also on the subject of practical stuff
Have you decided on a venue for September yet? Non-London attendees will soon need to sort out travel/accomodation plans.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)

The Red Back in Acton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)

The night of Barrygate was *supposed* to be a research trip.
My suggestion is the upstairs function room of The Griffin, Leonard St, Arseditch. It's suitably grim, two mins from a Holiday Inn and the same from Old Street tube. It's also hopefully free to hire.

WINNORRRR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Isn't the Griffin a skanky "pound in a pint glass" strip joint?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Not that one.
The one at the end of Gray's Inn Road is, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Apparently.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Keep digging

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)

+around in your pockets to see if you can find a coin for the glass.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Do you think they'd let me off 75p?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Nips only for 75p

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Yes but I only have 25p.
What does that get me, some forearm?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Cankle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

You can nosh off the bouncer for 25p.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Now I may be depraved
but even I draw the line at sucking off the dog from Neighbours.

Where IS Jeff today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Channeled through you, it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)

You're only allowed to watch the dumpy with the club foot if you can't pay the full pound.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Yes but I've seen my mum naked loads of times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

And paid!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Boy have I.
My dad bought his last house for cash of the back of that little 'venture'.

Didn't even give me a family discount.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)