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Alt - because I'm an absolute cunt.I dunno about the first part, really. Some of my publications are OK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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*something about gay porn mags*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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That too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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Oh good one b3th, like it.I found a HW t shirt I don't remember buying, the other day. Fucking marvellous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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I said a t shirt, not a fucking tent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Young Stunsy is, as you well know, the size of an angry bear.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I heard he has to carry a step ladder with him in case he wants to talk to battered.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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I heard he has to carry a banjolele with him in order to appear smaller.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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I heard he carries a pair of walkie talkies for the same purpose.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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I heard when the three of you stand togetherit looks like that TW3 sketch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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Have your publications ever made it to the Richard and Judy summer reading list?Then I put it to you, sir, that you are a fraud and a charlatan.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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A rapscallion?Or is that too far?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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Let's just say he's a mountebank and have done with it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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What do pens have to do with all this?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26,
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HEY SPORTIE!!! HEY!!!You know 'the internet', right?
Well.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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This doesn't work with people, which is a shame(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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I turn them off all the time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Dr Sportscow Shipman, at your service(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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OK you can come back on the internet now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Yes, unfortunately his post is still there.I think I might have to call 'IT'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Ah, glad you're here.I've been having terrible trouble with a prick. You see what keeps happening is...oh, hang on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:37,
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Come on!It wasn't THAT bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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I've been known to waste resources, aye.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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That's nothing.I've wasted my youth, my brains, and whatever potential once existed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:34,
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Its OKYou have plenty more time to waste now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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Oh, I dunnoyou're doing sterling work for the elderly *ducks*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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I was implying mr b3th spunked on your tits dearDo keep up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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it's been a long while since I could keep my tits up...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Still easy enough to hitJust aim down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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harder than it sounds(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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I considered that as an optionbut, as a doctor, I'm obliged to point out that by mr b3th's age they can only spaff dust.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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I don't look like a plasterer's radioso much as a baker's rolling pin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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10/10 you're on fire today.SOMEONE PISS ON B3TH, QUICK!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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Is she into that?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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haha, oh my.That's a 9.8 from the Albanian judge. The crowd go wild.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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I'm not entirely sure I get thisthen again, it's Friday and I haven't slept in 4 days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I should get a cerer's allowance for that.EDIT: or even a carer's allowance.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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see, the senility is infectious. run whilst you can still remember where to run to.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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It'll be your tits getting in the way(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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Dooooooooooooooooooooo your tits hang low?Can you tie them in a bow?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47,
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he's definitely doing it wrong, then. at least a foot and a half too low.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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Well, nobecause they'd bore the general public shitless. However, I most certainly am not a fraud or a charlatan. A cad and a bounder, perhaps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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