All clear now!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Living. The. Dream.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

RIGHT I'M TURNING OFF THE INTERNET, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND I'M OUTSIDE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Yay! we've broken him at last.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I
doubt it's possible to break him. He's like those horses that have to be put down as they're completely incapable of being tamed. Here's the syringe, though and don't be scared, I'm right behind you. Well, quite some way behind you, to tell the truth.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Nah! don't worry.
I know that special place to tickle him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Bookmarked!
Thanks : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

*peeps from behind the sand bags*
Hey why are these sand bags floating off the floor at knee height?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

It's Spains fault.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

The gravity of my hiding place has just hit me.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm still reeling over the fact Katy and Tom have split up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Evening bgb
Katy? I thought she married Wills.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4PNpFjKVfY&feature=related
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

fooking ace
Did you know battered was Tom's knee double in cocktails?

Truefacts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

sand bag on the back of yer neck?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Hand bags at dawn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

fucking dawn, I saw it this morning
with it's stupid beauty and light, FUCK YOU DAWN
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Up at the crack of dawn was you?
Ehhh ehhhh nudge nudge wink wink
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

No
It's Dawn. That slapper that's always walking home early in the morning, whose crack is dripping copious dollops of lumpy, green-tinged spunk into her already-sodden gusset. You can tell by the way she walks.

Hartley threw handbags at her, which was cruel, I thought.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I was supposed to be throwing glad rags
Guess I'm just not a morning person.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)