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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Extra lubrication is always a good idea with the older woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
And if you use cod liver oil it's good for the joints as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Nah, there's cod in there already.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
What I don't understand is that cod is not even an oily fish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You try catching a wet one.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Yer roight dere, dey don't even wake up until midday, begorrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
fuck you making me click this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
it's worse than the spelling bee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
You fucking love it, bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
To be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I also clicked.

OK Davvers?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Grand, ta.
Yer good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Very well thanks. Spent the day watching the Aussies being taught how to play cricket.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I spent yesterday teaching starving Africans how to shit properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

ha!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Not according to the Nutrition and Health Claims Regulations, Article 13

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Castrol GTX tends not to go down too well when you rub it on their minges, though.
Even less so when you're smoking a fag at the time.

Unless you're oiling up the crank shaft.

Evening Blousie!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Yeah, evening DG


whatevs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Alright Nakkers?
Or is it Nakers? Or Knackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I don't know any more
it's not even my real name, or my real nickname
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
The missus calls me DG all the time at home if that's any help.
Mind you, my real name is unpronouncable in the human tongue so can you blame her?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
are you Klingon?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
No, my real name really is Mr Unpronouncable in the Human Tongue.
It's a cross I have to bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm intrigued now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

intrigued wet as an otter's pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
of course, but still
What could you possibly be called? Is it "English"?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Technically, my forename is Hebrew and my surname Irish.
I'm so confused that I don't know whether to bomb people or bugger choirboys.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Yaweh O'Keiff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)
"Bent spastic"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
*waves*
: )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
HIYA!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I shall be booking train tickets for another jaunt ooop north tomorrow.
Tell Tourettes to put the dinner on now and it should be ready in a couple of weeks : D
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Haha!
Which weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Thinking the weekend of the 14/15 July.
Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
oh aye :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I'm coming to stay too
Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Whey aye.
Just bring a load of booze and a sleeping bag and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I've just posted my fish and cheese recipe on the main QOTW.
I may well cook this when you come up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Nom!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Can you not offer a lady a bed and some bedding?
She won't soil them again.

much
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Blousie gets the bed, soz.
We have three very comfy sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
do you have any couches?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
For you, Nakers, the shed beckons.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I'm moving up in the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
In the lounge

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I like this approach.
What if I brought Nakers too?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Listen, we've had mistaspakkaman stay here. Twice.
I'm not sure we could cope with nakers, though! LOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
We can fit in one sleeping bag I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I have a double sleeping bag.
BEST INVENTION EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
sexeh tiems!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I have two that zip together.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)

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