Howdy
Hi guys and gals, I haven't been back here for yeeeeears so thought I'd stick my head in and see how everyone is?
(I bet nobody remembers me anymore - boo).
What's new?
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:20, 28 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't remember you
Did you have another name?

Things, I suspect are very much the same. Give it 5 minutes and someone will tell you to fuck off, don't take it personally
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Nope
I was Linus van pelt for a while then forgot my password. So then I became Lucy.
Thinking about it, it was a good 4 years ago that I was on here.
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Hello Lucy!!!!!!!! How are you?
I have come round to your way of thinking - I am a bean convert.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

That magic bean that only girlies have?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Hiya swipey!
I'm very well thanks, loads has changed since I was last here. How are you?
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Hungover but v good!
What's changed for you, gossip??? X
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)

well...
I got married, bought a house, got doggies...I've been a busy bee!
Hungover you say? Good weekend then?
(LucyVanPelt, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 7:24, Reply)

we only have the single homeless here now.
With cats.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 7:52, Reply)

You're not Bert's sister, are you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Nope
There was a Bert when I was here aaaaages ago. But I'm pretty sure we aren't related.
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

good, because he would have tried to have sex on you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Phew,

That's good. You don't want to know what Bert did to his sister, or was it half-sister.

Anyway, nice to see you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Eeew
Nice to see you too.
I'm not adverse to a bit of rumpy pumpy but not whilst near relatives.
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Yeah, my aunt objects when I attempt to shag my cousin too.

You would think a bit of tolerance would be appropriate.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

alright LVP?
I don't remember you, soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Hello!
That's ok, I wasn't expecting anyone to remember me. It's nice to see there's still nice people around!
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Anyway
...must dash, the football has finished so I'm off to irritate the other half for a bit.
Speak to you all soon!
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I'm fairly new.
Most users dislike me -my first post was a whine about the sites leftist political bias, which didn't go down well.
Hello there.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

and you're an overbearing little prick with no idea of the real world.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

And he looks like Michael McIntyre so therefore must be evil.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Evening LVP
I remember you.

How are things?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I remember your name, but I don't think we ever spoke.

( Kroney, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

well in that case....
Pleased to meet you, I'm lucy!
(LucyVanPelt, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 7:26, Reply)

I remember you too.
You were one of the first to unfriend me on facebook, before it became popular.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Who are you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 7:57, Reply)

Someone who was popular on here a long time before you arrived.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:22, Reply)

I remember you.
You lived in the East End and so did I.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

DiT!
Yes I did, I ventured out and met Wanderlust a few times as well, that was fun. How aare you?
(LucyVanPelt, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)