Alt: supermarket self scan checkouts.
Morrisons ones especially, mainly due the irritating bint's voice yakking on at you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:01, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I prefer going through the self service when it just a few items.

( Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

They've left themselves wide open with these self-service checkouts

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Go on then
I'm bored so let's bite.

Why?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

This is fake lolbarry.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

lol
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Right so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

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Fake Baz's 'thing' (apart from pretending to be other people) is telling stories about being an alcoholic who steals his booze from supermarket and drinks it in car parks.
It's well LOL.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Fake Baz = Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Absolutely.
It's as clear as day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Yeah, WHEN IT@S FOGGY!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I NO RITE!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Do you keep an up-to-date spreadsheet of this shit or have you really got nothing better to remember?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I think I'm in love with you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

and I thought I was the only one

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

ROLFCOPTER.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

+ cat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I don't mind the Sainsburys ones
as they seem to work fairly well and are therefore much quicker if you've only got a few iteams.

I do seem to remember the Morrisons ones being a bit fucked up though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

The Morrisons ones are really bad.
At least they've stopped telling you to put the item in the bag every time you scan something, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)