they'd be soggy and horrible
the bread would be fucked.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

TOP TIP
Dry your tomatoe with kitchen roll to keep your sandwiches dry!

*kills self*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Also, stop having e with your tomatoe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

does it have an e when pluralised
tomatos
tomatoes
it's hard to tell really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

No it isn't you dense cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

potatoes are equally tricky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Instead of the eyes, take out the ees

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

better top tip
tomatoes should never ever ever go near a fucking sandwich.

pulling the slimy little cunts out of the filling takes forever, and then they make the bread wetter than your grandma's gash after a toilet accident.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

You are so food wrong
tomatos are the best of all the fruits masquarading as vergetables
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit
bacon and tomatoes are the worst.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

EPIC breakfast fail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Leaves are your friend here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

This is to both of you.
why would I want leaves or tomatoes in a sandwich? salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

To stop the bread from going soggy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Or I could pay someone to have the sandwich made for me 5 minutes before I eat it
that works as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

You could always take out the leaf JUST before you eat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

or I could pay for sandwiches which is much less hassle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

again this
plus that way you can decide to have salad or pasta or burritos or itsu or sushi or any number of other things if you feel like it. rather than the unappealing box of last night's shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I'm not Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)