Get a fuck-off one
plant it in a big planter and let it get bigger before you use it.

patience is your friend. Then plant rosemary, thyme and oregano outside as they can cope with the weather here.

parsley is the only one I can't seem to manage, but as parsley can get to absolute fuck anyway, I'm not going to lose sleep over it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bay leaves outside too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Parsely is a great herb and excellent way of "seasoning" some recipes without or with much less salt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

it tastes of arse.
why would I want to use less salt? Unless you're eating processed food or ready meals or you're some kind of flavourwrong it's pretty much impossible to eat more than you should.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

You are wrong on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

quite possibly
but how the fuck do you manage to put more than 6g of salt a day into your food whilst cooking? that's more than a teaspoon per person. All you'd taste would be salt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

people are retards
I was simply passing on a nugget of infomation. I'm allowed salt as I have stupidly low blood pressure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

do you have to mainline salt and lard to keep your pressure up?
harsh times, Nakers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

pretty much, it's turning me into a skinny man with a fat belly
I look like a snake that swallowed a goat :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

and you know what arse tastes like because....
..... oh you hockey boys.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

because...
as a student I'm sure I had the misfortune to horizontally encouter the odd hippy chick with less than scrupulous personal hygine?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

"chick"
yeah, right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I know, denial is a river in Egypt.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)