We made gingerbread at school once
And my friend put in mixed herbs instead of mixed spices. It looked and smelled fucking rank.

I suck at anything that requires flexibility, like dancing or gym. Doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Just in time for
Al: cunt or not?
Although I think I know which side you are on...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Deliberate cunt
As opposed to actual cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

This. I have the excuse of being a great big lanky bugger though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Apparently you are strong, speedy or supple.

I am strong. How desperately feminine :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Excellent legs though.

(berk, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Awww thank you! X

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Tolerance also seems to be a problem.

I still like you, not that you give a fuck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Me?
Sorry, do I know you?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

No, but I've replied to many of your posts. I'm clearly inferior.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Oh
Well, most are. Don't feel bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Your posts are inferior?

Correct. If you work hard, you may reach the required standard soon.

Letter home to daddy, if not.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)