You're all cunts
except for those of you that aren't cunts.

Some of the cunts are good cunts though.

I hope this clarifies everything.

Alt: I'm torn between Monty and buying the man some booze and swipe to try and convince her not to hang out with bent man-children. Or possibly Darth to discuss "the football", but I might have to wear my anti-bumming pants and they aren't comfy. I don't know, mumpers, it's just too hard to choose. You're probably nearest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

We could go out on Sauchiehall Street and have a sweepstake on who gets stabbed first.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

contrary to the popular view of scots being mean we're actually very generous
stabbings for everyone!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I bet I'd win though, simply by virtue of sounding English.
stabbings for everyone, but sassenachs first.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

the term in these parts in "chib"
ahm gonnae chib you ya cunt!
I am going to stab you, dear chap.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I live in edinburgh
over here they get their footman to cut you for them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I thought they just rolled you down a hill.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

must be fun to give directions to fat tourists.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

There's nothing I could do to them right now
to make their lives any worse than Edinburgh council have managed.

it's a constant game of "which road will we have shut entirely for a year today?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

When I was a student
I would happily walk around the middle of Glasgow on my own at 3am and felt perfectly safe.

Glasgow's lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

No one would fuck with you though b3th, would they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not as hard as Amberl, obviously
but I have a very impressive death glare.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I know.
well, some bits of it are fucking awful, let's not pretend that, but mostly it's a bit Ross Kemp. Makes out it's hard as fuck but actually it loves sunblushed tomatoes, prosecco and it cries at "one born every minute"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I saw someone crash through a pub window in maryhill once.
I thought that only happened in westerns.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I've seen a few westerns.
Never seen a Maryhill pub in any of them, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

they even have spitoons :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

yeah, you're a chick.
I've walked through the city centre at three and not been attacked. only cause everyone was already fighting someone else.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

feeling left out here, badge
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Man, Q, I never thought you'd want to hang with the dullards like me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

but you know everything about everything
it would be like drinking with a hockey playing encyclopaedia
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

*citation needed

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

careful
it's almost like Q is a nickname or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

its an abbreviation
not some anthropomorphisised bullshit PRICKNAME for a cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

excuse my language, i get really angry on this subject

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

You should definitely buy me some booze.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

you have excellent taste

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

to quote Frankie Boyle
"You're a cunt, but it's okay. I like cunts."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I'd be delighted to meet up with you, b3thers, but I'm afraid I'm allergic to Somerset.
You'd have to come somewhere else
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

doesn't anybody listen to me?
I SAID, I'll be heading to Fife tomorrow.

Jeez.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's just a shame that you'll never set foot outside of Weston really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Fuck that, every time I cross the bridge into the kingdom the temperature drops by 10 degrees and a lone wolf howls
It's like Mordor.

whereabouts in Fife? how long for?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

It's how they keep the population down to just troglodytes.
and my parents.

Glenrothes. Till Monday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

It fucking works

that's just not Edinburgh though. damn you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)