Millennium Falcon, Christmas present when I was 6
Don't remember being so excited about a material possession since.

Alt: Nigella Lawson. Great food AND a blowie.

AltAlt: I have got chicken today as it happens, you're fucking psychic old boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:55, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Alt. For a fattie,
she's cute. Yes I would.

Altalt, I think it's cheeseburger and chips.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I wouldn't call her fat, not at all
Although I do love this picture
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

she has, in the words of Mos Def,
An ass so fat you can see it from the front.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

that's why she is only ever filmed from the qwaist up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

COR! She can stick my sausage in her george foreman grill any time she wants
And by my sausage I mean my penis, and by her george foreman grill I mean her george foreman grill. Phwoar!
( Peej, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)