It's completely shit
I once took a call from an Indian call centre which began 'hello my name is Steve Davis'. Fucking pissed myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:33, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

"I'd like pot, black"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Snooker wasn't as lucrative a sport in his day Monty
We've all got to make ends meet.

Well, except you, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Easy there, Nick Griffin
Indians are people too, you know. This board is getting more racist by the day.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

He typed that in a "comedy" Indian accent and all
I heard it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Ugh, I'm outraged
And so are all of my best friends, who're all Indian.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Female muslims, I hope?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

No lazy friends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I bet he said it a comedy "It Ain't Half Hot Mum" accent whilst wobbling his head from side to side, too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

hellos to you there mr montie boyces
I am calling you todays to be offering free internetting upgradings
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Fucking call centres. Stealing our Indians.
Hang on, that's not right is it?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I've just been speaking to a call centre woman with the most outrageous American/Canadian accent I've ever heard.
I could hardly understand a word she said.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

No, this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DLdobzj_9_I#t=6s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

*accidental seriousness*
you know they do that because fucktard British marketing think-tanks have told them that it makes them sound more approachable, right? It's not their fault UK businesses employ fuckwit strategists who try and pander to the lowest common denominator of EDL knuckledragger.

*ends seriousness*

It is quite funny though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)