Fat birds falling over and breaking legs is on a par with old blokes getting hits in the nads by a stay football.
Musical highlight from the gig?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Probably when he put his ear plugs in.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Tsk.
You're as bad as the rest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Tsk.
Fleetwood Mac's misspelt follow up album?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I was just thankful that it weren't bollocks, the whole set was a pretty slick delivery no doubt helped by some wizardry at the mixing desk, and autotune
I kindof hope they just stick out a live album / dvd, do a bit more touring, Glastonbury next year which I'll be back for, and then just leave it. Any new material just aint gonna do them any favours really
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)

That would work.
If they do anything new, I hope it isn't too much of a break from the old stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I'll see you there!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'll be the posh bit so I doubt it !!
I fucking hate crowds as well, I just remembered that on Saturday. I'll just lounge around and watch most of it on the monitors in the hospitality tent. Worked a treat last time.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

An ex-Melody Maker journo friend had this assessment:
Trying to find some thoughts on last night's Stone Roses gig. Repeatedly encountering the proud statement: "Ian Brown can't sing but it doesn't matter!". Wondering when this does start to matter for, y'know, a singer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)

It was a good gig.
Not the best gig I've ever been to (or the most anticipated) but the whole thing was great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

One of my mates is a massive fan
And he reckoned it was the best thing ever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Nah, I was more excited about seeing The Specials.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I had a freebie to the Cov gig.
Although I don't really care for them that much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)

I'd love to see them.

(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

It was great berk.
If you get the chance, then go.

Have you been to Wimbledon yet, or is it this week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, Reply)

This Friday
although it's forecast to piss it down...
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I'm guessing that you've not got centre court tickets
Well, you can watch the action on the telly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Just a grounds pass
they were free. Centre court tickets are not.
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Can't TB up his game a bit and qualify next year?
You'll be like a tennis WAG.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Pfft

(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I'll take that as a no then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

If he was that good
he'd bin me off in a second for someone prettier, younger and thinner. Have you seen, for instance, Andy Murray's girlfriend? Like he'd be tapping that if he worked in an office.
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Oi!
what's wrong with working in an office?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

It's unlikely to bring you in to much contact with supermodel types?

(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I dunno.
There is a bird who does the sandwiches in the canteen with most of her own teeth.

Are they not the same?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Anyway, hasn't Brown covered the cost of his divorce now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

well yeah that, it's not like they're one direction reformed. maybe they genuinely did want to do it £££ aside

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Various statements made by more than one of them over the preceding few years suggest otherwise.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)

STOP RUINING IT YOU FUCKING RUINER

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Soz Rory
I'm sure they all went back to Squire's house after for a nice cup of tea and to discuss future album plans.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Watch the press conference I linked below.
It'll answer all of your questions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

In a bit
I'm listening to myself at the moment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

So why did you reform?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)

For the fans, man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Air-con is no reason to reform.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

More than likely.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6itFMuO6Os

The 'we've reformed' press conference.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Fucking hell.
I think Reni is the only one who seems vaguely normal.
Squire looks decidedly uncomfortable, especially when questioned about the massive backtrack on his previous stance.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Yeah, you can tell the one who hasn't been 'working' over the last 20 years.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Mani has certainly been working hard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Should have seen him on Friday.
It's fair to say he has still got it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)