"By the way the body is positioned I can determine that this man was a chav".
Go go gadget chav detector.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

By the way he was dressed, I can guess he was a chav
From the position of the car, I can tell which direction it came from off the junction.
From knowing the area, I know that idiots frequently try their luck at that part of the road.

I could be mistaken, I'll admit. But it's a lot more likely than I'm not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Hey, we're just breaking your balls.
/film
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Fair enough, I'm just explaining myself.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Now go and get your fucking shine box

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Sherlock Holmes - Chav Hunter

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i'm surprised he saw anything through the tears of listening to green days latest hit on his phone whilst chewing on his lunchtime munchybox

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Don't wanna be a Congleton idiot!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

There's an oxymoron if ever I heard one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

You mean a tautology, you mongol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

You Indian giver.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

if only i had had teachers like you to inspire me in my youth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Hahahaha.
If Michael Gove manages to change things back to how they were in the good old days, then Monters will be the sort of teacher they will be looking for.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I do think some strong discipline is exactly what's needed
I was terrified of some of my teachers, at night mostly /film
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Alien.
I agree with the discipline point but what I was getting at is that people are making a fuss about introducing spelling, grammar and fact learning into SCHOOLS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

It's retarded
Children shouldn't learn facts, dates, formulas etc by rote, but they need to learn them and then be taught to use them in actual situations.

Also a clip on the ear won't do them any harm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

t's 'm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

They should learn by rote.
It weeds out the tradespersons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)