They recognise scientology as a religion
They have Mormons
They make laws based on religion
They have schools that refuse to teach evolution
They think Jesus rode a dinosaur
They think Jesus was white
They Think Jimi Hendrix was white

The same Merkin idiot that thought Phil Lynott was African American asked me why we don't celebrate 4th of July, She had a point there, why don't was celebrate over 200 years of seperation from those twats.

I also told her about how I once woke up and went downstairs to find a stranger asleep on the sofa and how funny it was that he had got the wrong house whilst drunk and passed out on the sofa. We made him breakfast and when his mate across the street woke up and let him in he left. Merkin said to me "he'd be dead here, my dad would have just shot him whilst he was asleep, gotta protect your property"

Whilst there are some good Merkins and so good things come out of Merka, overall Merka is shit.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I haven't had a rant about mormons for ages,PJ. Thanks for reminding me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

350+ million people summed up, right here

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Yup

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

in the uk we celebrate the oppression of cafliks
and stopping them from blowing up parliament to stop this.

while the rest of the world celebrates freedom, we celebrate the continuation of oppression. nice one.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

well what is guy fawkes night all about then?
we burn the effigy of a spaniard ffs.
everyone goes, yay! go [insert country here] and how we threw off the oppression of [insert country/social class here]
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Wasn't he from York?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

It's the moustache, it confuses people

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

he might as well have been.
Guy Fawkes, also known as Guido Fawkes, the name he adopted while fighting for the Spanish in the Low Countries, was a member of a group of provincial English Catholics who planned the failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

If The catholics had succeeded they would have oppressed the protestants, so it wouldn't have been a victory for freedom
plus they would have had European support, meaning we may have seen greater influence from the continent, and no one likes that, except Kroney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

so we still celebrate oppression as our national festival then.
still fucking gay (guy even!!!) compared to other countries.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Not really, no one wants to be catholic
imagine all the buggery, guilt and money you have to give the church?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

buggary you say?
praise jesus!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Guy Fawkes was from York, dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

so it's just me that burns the effigy of a spaniard then?
holy chorizo!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

It's about burning shit.
Burning is fun.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

YOU ES AY! YOU ES AY!
The oppression of any religious type is something to be celebrated. I am against religious tolerance because I am against tolerating stupidity. Stupid people need to be shown the error of their ways and educated.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

religion isn't about intelligence.
unless you really are that arrogant.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I am arrogant enough to think that people that believe in an invisible sky wizard are stupid, yes.
That said, there are intelligent, stupid people. My Aunt for example has three degrees from Cambridge, Oxford and Bristol. She also believes in God. I'm sure Intelligence is based on your ability to work things out. I think you can be good at that and still be stupid.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

you leave harry potter out of this!!!
yeah, and you call others stupid.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

*Something about Guy Fawkes being Spanish*

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

don't see how that stops you being a silly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

If I'm a silly because I think religious people are stupid then I am happy to be a silly.

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

then you're a silly who misses the point of religion entirely.
for the record, I'm an atheist but I'm not a complete prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

What is the point of religion?
I always thought it was a money making scheme followed by people with a fear of death.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

you're smashing at generalisation.
actually, in their logic death is something to look forward to.
afterlife and all that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Yes but what is the point of religion?
Also how much of what I have said to you think is obvious trolling and how much do you think I am actually serious about?

p.s. isn't the fear of death what caused them to create an afterlife to look forward to?
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

christ, the legless defence :'(
I'm afraid your question is too broad, there are loads of religions.
depends on the brand but not really, no.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Cheers




Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Also their head of the state ent their head of the state religon
SO FUCK YOU
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

OBAMA IS A MUSLIM! THINK ABOUT IT! OH BAM AH OH SAM AH!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wake_up_sheeple.png
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)