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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tonight I am making pizzas from scratch
What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:08, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
making burritoes
and making plans

Later this month I shall be making an old chest of drawers awesome by varnishing fabric onto them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)
my daughter just did two little falafal poos on the floor before bath time
Then as is her favourite game she picked them up and handed them to me.

I had to say thank you as I'm trying to teach me some manners...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
If you want her to learn manners keep her away from Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
thanks for the sightseeing tips Batts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Try making them
From dough, cheese and tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
That's the plan!
First time I've made dough though, it looks easy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Drinking beer and chilling

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
You should really chill them first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Wow cool tip, thanks 8)

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
modelling.
Getting paid £200 to ponce about in front of a photographer.

Since you ask.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Oh dear, 'Bizarre magazine'
Really are getting desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Bizarre magazine Fortean Times.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)
Junior Gaultier actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)

junior gaultier Mothercare catalogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Being cross because no-one told me there was a noo t'red.
And drinking more. One of us has had a day off today and isn't working until 13.00 tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Spill the beans TD who?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
I am on day 3 of three weeks off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
having a 'short' break?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Wish I could afford three weeks off
Enforced off today because my car is off the road.

Was going to go to Edgbaston on the train but quite pleased I didn't set off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
I'm sat in the pub waiting for the missus.
Then we're going for a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Alright DG?
This B3TA "Who is the tallest" nonsense, eh? It's going over our heads, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
It's certainly over mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Think we're roughly the same height.
But who's counting?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)
It's midweek. Should I get wine.
I am in two minds. On one hand, weeknight. On the other hand, wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)
I wish I had wine or beers but I can't leave the house

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)

send a kid with a note
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
I'm going to be watching Deadwood
so it ought to be whisky really, except I don't actually like whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
So you taken my advice?
It really is an excellent series.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
I did. You mentioned it and then I remembered
that a friend of mine watched it whilst it was airing and said he enjoyed Lovejoy yelling "cocksucker" immensely. Had to watch that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)

Excellent choice although series 3 was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Add some coke to it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Alright Barry?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I suppose ASBO curfew tags must be quite annoying at times.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)
SNAPPIN NECKS N CASHIN CHECKS
*punches the sky*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Happy 4th July, Boss K!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
How's your we fucked up the British day going?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Technically US Independence day should be January 8th
But:-

1 - I am a US history freak

2 - It's cold on January 8th
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
OF THEE I SING
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED
LAND OF THE PILGRIMS PRIDE
FROM EVERY MOUNTAIN SIDE
LET FREEDOM RING
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
K, you know how I love US History
I could get even more boring than usual right now.

Stop feeding me or I'll go into full blown dullard mode.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
go on then, gizza history lesson

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:35, Reply)
The words of your Anthem
Were written to fit the British national anthem, which - at the time - was a folk tune.

"Oh Say can you see etc.." was written during the seige of Baltimore, 1814.

The tune was written later.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
i knew that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
You're a sharp one.
Now you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
we rule you guys secretly, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
clearly not as we have cookies and biscuits are a breakfast food
And there's no hp sauce
Buahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
yeah but your biscuits aren't like our biscuits
and we have HP sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
thats what i just said
YOU DON'T RULE OVER US
MUTINY CAPTAIN
MUTINY
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
that was why it was all clever or something
to be fair, it's you guys' who invented eating bacon and maple syrup with pancakes. That was genius
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
fucking right

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Evening Cavy.
I watched come dine with me earlier, one of the contestants looked just how I imagine you look.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
umm
I didn't watch it. Hare I been insulted?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Would I insult you.
She looked like a LARP'er.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
so I *have* been insulted

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Not at all
If I was a single man I would, can't remember what her face looked like though.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
so basically she had tits
and a bodice?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Errrrmmm well there was that.
I think the purple velvet made me think of you though.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
well until you're at a bash I'm at
that's completely like me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
You mean visually offensive?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
apparently so

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
just a sandwich for me
As I filled up with free stuff at lunchtime on my course. Probably no wine for me as I drank and stayed up late last night and am knackered today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
You'd be better off using dough, cheese and tomato.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Turkey steaks with a pepper sauce.
Nom nom nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
Feeling a bit sick and reading the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
that's going to end well

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)
iT'S OK, i'M HERE NOW, AND MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)
good news
we were short on shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)
IT JUST MEANS I'M SILENTLY TYPING THINGS INTO THE INTERNET, i'M NOT REALLY ANGRY OR ANYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
really?
You are, then, breaking the law. You must yell what ever you type in caps, usually while wanking and crying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
How's them piggies Cav?
I'm not sure about b4sh's though Rory posted some pics of Emvee at a bash they all looked like they were trying to be lolwaki but it came across as kinda sad, one of the (non-b4sh) punters face in the background kinda said it all.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
IF YOU GO YOU MIGHT HAVE SEX WITH A NEEDY BIRD FROM THE INTERNET, rOBERT MANAGED IT WITH bECKY JIZZBOX AND THEY BOTH TURNED OUT OK

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I think I'll pass thanks Rory
I'm not Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
i'M GOING TO HAVE TO REPORT THIS SLUR ON HIS CHARACTER TO KRONEY, ME AND HIM ARE LIKE BROTHERS
i WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE YOU WHEN HE FINISHES MASTURBATING OVER HIS 1988 DEANNA TROI CALENDER WHICH IS HIS USUAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT ROUTINE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Brothers that don't talk much......
He's over troi and is all seven of nine now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I have spent the day
secretly loling whenever people talk about the Higgs, for that is one of my pigs' names. Feel sorry for the other one not getting a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I still picture Higgins from Magnum PI when you mention that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)
b4shes are like going to the pub
with some people you kind of know but until 10 minutes ago didn't know what they look like. It's a weird mix of being both familiar and unfamiliar. Then there is beer, then vomit. Some people shag and then there's recriminations and the board talks of nothing else for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
I thought Battered beats em all up?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Sounds like a standard night at The Thornhill
Except we don't go online afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I don't really know you worm's
But hey-ho, what wrong with you then?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)
COCKHOUNDING
AND WEARING SCARVES INDOORS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Fuck speak of the devil

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Walking the dog
In a non yoyo sense. I will be off to Sainsburys shortly to buy wine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Also
Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Up the shitter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Dry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Wotcha Cow
Have you been yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Still dog walking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)
To York you fool of a took

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
It's a long walk!
No, going on 31st
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
alright losers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Aint you supposed to be earning 200 quids

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)
already have, H Dawg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Nice one, purple shoe time then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
I can't rock purple.
I'll get them in blue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I didn't realise wallabee's are back in?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Oh my - where have you BEEN, Darling?
They're like, so totally cool, man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
They aren't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

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