I wish you were currently seeing in to the eyes of a fully loaded suicide bomber as they're about to detonate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ignore me then, you wrong-eyed midget.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I don't have anyone on ignore; it messes up threads. Alternatively you could stop being such a twat and be less of a git.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Fuck me, that's priceless, coming from such a grandiose, useless cunt as you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Easy fella.
Eeee ain't wurf it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I no rite!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Totally
*fist bumps*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Yo!

Bums Fist.......wait.....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Hey phudbree, do you remember that time I totally went off on one at Dozy about proper whiskey?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Missed that one, Al. Must have been crying into my pillow at the latest terrifying insult from Jeff or Rory.

Soz.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Oh man, it was so awesome, I was so on fire with rage and impotence that I've actually erased the entire event from my own memory for fear that I might spontaneously ejaculate if I ever think of it again.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Rage and impotence are horrible things.

Look at Jeff.

Or Rory, for that matter.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Now now, I won't have a word said against Jeff
He's one of the finest human beings in existence.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

See, I nearly agree with you. For some reason, he's decided to tell me to me to fuck off every time I post.

Not bothered, like.

Disappointed, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

You're Dissapointed! You're THE DISSAPOINTED!
AHA I knew you were a puppet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Ah fuck.
I'm sussed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

No he is NOT The Disappointed.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I am so, rite.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I only have two pricks on ignore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

All the rest ok?

You fine mate?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

*waves* Hi Batts
I've managed to get kroney off Star trek
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

* looks for interested face*
* fails to find it *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Your supposed to tell me to fuck off first
Your doing it all wrong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Your all gay.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

You wish we were

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

if you were all gay there would be more women for me to console myself with.
As it is I'm left with the ones Battered hasn't knocked up and then been forced to marry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

When I die I want to come back as louie Spence

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I want to come back as a pineapple.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Pineapples don't hit back
It's like a finger pointing to the heavens, dont look at the finger or you shall miss alll that heavenly glory
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Erm... that's not quite correct and you know this.
I proposed. She said yes. We started trying for a kid straight away as Ms Battered was 36 at the time, her sister had had to have IVF and we didn't know how long it would take for her to conceive. Turns out she conceived almost immediately, we then pulled the wedding date forward from October to June, as she wanted to be married before our daughter was born.

You, on the other hand, seem to be married but haven't yet become a parent. This could be because you & your wife have decided to wait, but I suspect it's got more to do with you spending so much time digging holes it's rendered you infertile.

Apologies to others for the repetition of me explaining this before.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Yeah, of course that's right. I totally believe you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Hartley, are you me?

I'm getting really confused cos I'm also plumdozer and several others.

TD, really?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

And you're all me too.
Because I have a million other accounts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Your never alone with schizophrenia

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I'm never alone because I'm married.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

+ to the palmer sisters

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)