Hang about
When did I get a reputation for shagging birds off the Internet?
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You didn't you just try to and fail

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

alright K Dog?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Not bad, dozey

( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

When someone got you confused with S*xF*ce or W*rm*l*s, I'd imagine.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I'D GLADLY RAISE KRONEYS SECRET LOVECHILD AS MY OWN

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)

YOU ARE MY SECRAT LUV CHILD
SORRY U HAD 2 FIND OUT LEIK DIS
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

We've seen the personal ads you reply to
Lonely gull looking for a pheasant duck to while the evening away. Must not spend time grousing.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah. Ok. I get that, right?
But there was a strong insinuation in the last thread that one of these adverts had been successful and, right, all I'm saying is I don't have any recollection of it.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)

is there a good story here
beyond the puns, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

i suspect others beg to differ

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Indeed,
Only having half a story is v frustrating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Really? I don't have even half a story.
First one to gaz gets THE GOSSIP :O :O
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Hey, what happened to Rory's post that was here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Barry stole it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)

It's ok Kroney, I didn't see anything
*taps side of nose*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Kroney Deadwood?
Did you watch any?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I did, Lovejoy says "cocksucker"`
Lady Jane would be appalled.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Cool as fook aint it, I love the china man" swaranger cwocksucker"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Only watched the pilot so far
I've nerd-spotted several actors that were in other stuff. Wormtongue, a guy out of Dexter and the bad guy from Die Hard 4
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Yep and MOAR
The Sad US cunt's never let a programme end. They ride that shit till no one watches it anymore. Others include Lost, X-files & many more of that ilk.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Got a couple of good shags
but then took a tern for the worst. Made him feel like a real tit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Plucking hell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

CUDDLY SINGLE MUM LOOKIN 4 HER PRNCE CHARMIN

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Oi you ROOORRRRRRRRY,
My mum need to know when its on, you and her, the date?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

KRONEY CAN DO IT
HE'LL TELEPORT HER TO A NEW GALAXY OF LOVE WITH HIS PROSTHESIS OF A FERENGI EAR THAT'S REALLY A DILDO
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Batts got better taste than my mum.
You however promised her hawt sexy times
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Tut Tut
Editing after the post RORY please thats just not cricket.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

No,
It's alright for him.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)