Did you get a baby book thing?
They are a bit twee but nice to read through a few years later. I like the idea of a nice book but you need to keep it away from her otherwise it'll be knackered.

Expenses - simple way to get beer/wine for free is to go to a non-chain restaurant, pay with C/C, tip with cash then ask for VAT receipt. Most places can't be arsed to write an itemised one out so just write Meal - £25

I have also claimed a £50 congestion charge fine and two parking tickets
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

How do congestion charge fines work?
Do they work off plate recognition or something? Thank fuck Manchester never voted that in. Even though I do no longer drive.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I think so.
If you stray into the zone without knowing it you get a fine in the post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

That was the problem
I couldn't do anything BUT go into it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Hmmmm.Sounds like witchcraft to me.
Ot Big Brother totalitarianism. Or a money making scheme introduced by that gimp Livingstone.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I blame the fat cat bankers, myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Do cats have banks?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Cats & Co?
CatWest?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Royal Bank of Scatland?
They can be a bit shit however.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Inappropriate comment removed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I don't find this funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Oh, I thought it was a compliment on parking from the council =/
It said "Parking fine" so I took that as I did ok bit could do better
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

You are 'Bobby Davro' AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah
It was the first time I'd driven down there, trying to find a hotel on Brick Lane and ended up in a one way system. I asked the hotel what do to (bearing in mind they were max 50 yards away from it starting) and they just shrugged. I had no internet access so had to wait until the morning to ring up, hence it costing £50
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Bloody provincials.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

They come over here...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I had that Enoch in the back of my cab once...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are Enoch Powells.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)