Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are there any fit old dears? They know what they're doing, the older birds. They can teach you a trick or two.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
you've said that to stunned before, haven't you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Go on, love. Get those boney, weak, arthritic fingers right into my anus.
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you've said that to monty before, haven't you?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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I remember in the war, all those gi's.gagging for it they were. nothing like being spit roasted by some eager beaver yanks.
do you want milk in your tea?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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i haven't met any of them yetbut you could come on spec*
(the specs being vari-focals, lol lol lol)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Get some pictures of all the pensioners in their underwear and send them to me. If I can squeeze out a money shot on the strength of any of the photos, then I might drop by for some inappropriate sex.
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suggestions for exactly how i should obtain those picswould make for an entertaining qotw.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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slip laxatives into their morning gruelthen when they shit themselves strip them off and take some serupticious photos. Easy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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