for £5 I got an enormous roast pork bap from the market
and you got roasted celery.

There's clearly only one winner here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

there is something inherently filthy about "enormous roast pork bap"
i didn't JUST get roasted celery! i got fresh spicy penne with parmesan and lots of roasted vegetables. so I WIN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It was a jalapeño focaccia
stuffed with shredded roast pork from a hog roast, lettuce, onion, rocket, jalapeños, apple sauce, barbecue sauce, and hot sweet chili sauce.

OM NOM NOM.

If I want a lingering taste of parmesan in my mouth I'll simply remove my shoes while sitting at my desk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

i am hearing 50 shades of wrong
meat and sweet stuff? fuck that nasty shit.

the bread sounds nice, i'll just have that toasted with a bit of butter or houmous, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Aside from the jalapeños, that sounds excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

what's wrong with jalapenos, AA?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

yeah, they weren't even that hot

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

It's not the heat that bothers me, I simply don't like the taste of them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Focaccia eating that again there'll be trouble.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

and it's certainly not your arteries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)