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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got the shit kicked out of me when I was 19
I had to go to the eye infirmary where they managed to prise open my eye to get my contact lens out and also confirm it hadn't popped or blinded me. FUN!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:11, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm sorry about that
but you did call my pint a poof.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I wish it was in a pub

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Battered strikes again

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
on stilts

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Cuban heeled stilts

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Yeah sorry about that
We'd had a few drinks. High jinks and all that...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
well i hope you learned your lesson

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

A friend of mine got a serious battering and was in hospital for almost a month. They broke his leg so we used to wheel him out to the forest area for a dooby every evening. He was pissing and shitting through a tube for a while.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I'm sorry about that
but he did spill his semen on my poof.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Fractured cheekbone and eight stitches in my eye

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Not too bad at all really. What did you do to warrant the attack?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I viciously walked down my own street

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

You selfish prick, didn;t you know that it wasn't your turf?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I know now
/starvestodeath
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

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