I've got a pen.
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:12, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you got a spare one?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Two brand new unused ones sitting in a pot on my desk
Gaz me your address and I'll send one to you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

wkd

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

chav

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

spastic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

shitcunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

cocklick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

you've outdone yourself here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

we're only 12% in, but its a strong contender for POTC

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Post of the Chap?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

century, superfly
CENTURY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Nah, C is for Chocolate

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

nah, C is for swimming

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I might go swimming tonight.
Is this a good idea Q? I need to hoover behind the computer desk, when we moved it to let the guy install the phone line thing we discovered it was really skanky.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I don't like swimming, i don't float well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

swimming is good for you, unless its a dirty public pool
go to a posh private one, they never check if you're a member

i need to do a whole lot of cleaning tomorrow, got friends over on sunday and my ornaments are atrocious
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I'm a member of my local gym
and it has a nice pool. I bought some new shorts a while ago and I haven't worn them yet.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

i bet you look buff in shorts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I look like a young Rob Lowe

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

does he look buff in shorts/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

i can't see his shorts!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Look closer
at the bottom.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

that's just the top
it could be trousers for all we know

TROUSERS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Are you too poor to afford a cleaner?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

What has my need or otherwise for a cleaner have to do with my new swimming trunks?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Your need to clean behind your desk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

alright battered?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1664491
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Not sure you've clicked that through sufficiently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

don't shoot the messenger
www.b3ta.com/talk/7527798
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Oh no, even the guys on /talk have got it in for him.
FREE THE BATTERED ONE! HE DOESN'T DESERVE ALL THE ABUSE HE GETS!
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

my need to clean behind my desk what?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I lost my pen :o(
But I found another one! :o)

Crazy world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)