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it's funny because it looks like it says "penis" when actually it say "pen is"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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:OHoly shit, this is so spookily coincidental
we lost our blue whiteboard pen, and i just found it on the fax/printer
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I've got a pen.True story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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Two brand new unused ones sitting in a pot on my deskGaz me your address and I'll send one to you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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I might go swimming tonight.Is this a good idea Q? I need to hoover behind the computer desk, when we moved it to let the guy install the phone line thing we discovered it was really skanky.
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I don't like swimming, i don't float well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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swimming is good for you, unless its a dirty public poolgo to a posh private one, they never check if you're a member
i need to do a whole lot of cleaning tomorrow, got friends over on sunday and my ornaments are atrocious
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I'm a member of my local gymand it has a nice pool. I bought some new shorts a while ago and I haven't worn them yet.
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Are you too poor to afford a cleaner?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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What has my need or otherwise for a cleaner have to do with my new swimming trunks?(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Your need to clean behind your desk.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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Not sure you've clicked that through sufficiently.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Oh no, even the guys on /talk have got it in for him.FREE THE BATTERED ONE! HE DOESN'T DESERVE ALL THE ABUSE HE GETS!
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I lost my pen :o(But I found another one! :o)
Crazy world
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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He'll have to get a USB adaptorand those things are a bitch to get a driver for.
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You have "a long, long time" to comply(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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In a galaxy far far away, or maybe the catina band are just playing very large banjoles(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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They're making a sequel to Star Trek?Do you mean the recent "reboot" film?
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yeah, look on IMDBPeter Weller might be in it, and Bendidick Cumberhatch as Khan
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www.topnews.in/light/files/Jemima-Khan_0.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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she looks nice therea bit like charlotte from our old office, posh but sort of nasty looking
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Q Try this sitewww.penisland.net
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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I was banking that nobody dare look at this site(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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You are never more than six feet away from a pen.PENFACTS!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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since 1986, the patent rights to the ink dispensing mechanism on "biro" style pens has been own by diminutive ex-jockey Willy CarsonPENFACTS!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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32,00ft was the highest a pen has ever fallen from and survive, when a Schaeffer rollball fell from a commercial airliner and landed in a bog in Irelandit sustained multiple fractures, but survived with limited movement below the lid.
PENFACTS!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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PENFACTS!Blue ink has natural antibiotic properties and can be used to treat wounds in the outback
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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Inventor of the pen, Sir Clifford Byro, never learned to read or write.PENFACTS!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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Or 5' if you are plumdozer or Battered(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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Especially on the toilet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Why don't I have the spare money to buy this?!www.scan.co.uk/todayonly/index.aspx#1
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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because you keep giving your pin number to people(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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That fuckup has still cost me less than the night you 'forgot' the delay cream.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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That looks pretty sweet.How easy would it be to assemble all that stuff?
Presumably you would need to buy an operating system with it?
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You can't work something that comes pre-assembled.I would love to watch you try to build a computer.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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It went: skweeeee-brrrrr-brrrr etc.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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I got to work, broke it and got it to work againYou saved me Q with your 192.whatever suggestion, the CD was gash and windows couldn't do it.
However my reception is still shit, I think the walls are just too thick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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you did indeed!UNlike Kroney who wouldn't even drive up to london frm Slough to help
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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YEAH, fuck him right is his shitcunt french ear(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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Things you'll find about techiesWe don't go anywhere for free. We are amused by the ineptitude of end users. So it's far more likely we'll sit back and watch with a condescending expression on our faces. You can't see me, but this is exactly what I'm doing right now.
In my pants. In my mum's basement.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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Me and Q and aren't to take over the router setting up world(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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shit, how did that even happen?I blame my keyboard
*calls tech support*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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I can't buy thatI'd spend all my time playing Skyrim.
I'll buy an Xbox 360 instead and then buy skyrim
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I hardly know what any of that shit means anymore.I have entirely lost track of it all. One thing I do know, though. That is an ugly fucking case.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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there are always pensthey float about, owned only for transitory moments during our need then pass on to the next person. We try to own them, but they just want to be free
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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yeahbut they want less stroking and food
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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The only way I keep hold of my pen is to buy an expensive one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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the mrs has those, she uses them in her diary in case someone cancels(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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They sound like those shit dogs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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you should get two pens, and attached thgem together with string that you run through the arms of your coatthen you'd never lose them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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I was given a silver engraved Yard o'Led fountain pen for 10 years service hereThis isn't overly useful as I am left-handed and fountain pens aren't easy to use for a lefty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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He's too busy rolling around to stay alight (hilarious "lefty" joke)(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I got a bottle of champagen and £250 for 5 years here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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I've never worked anywhere longer than 3 years(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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never been firedjust had a lot of temporary or part time jobs (up to 4 at a time) or gone back to uni or run a business or just got bored. I've had something like 23 jobs now, but this one I'm keeping for some time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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36but remember for a couple of years I had multiple jobs in different colleges
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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holy gubbins!I thought you were like 22 or something?? i never thought a grown-up would LARP
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ha! whatevsthere are older people that me who larp
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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hamind pissers.
Much as I'd love to listen to you scoff at my hobby more while completely misunderstanding it, I'm off. Laters, chumps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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Q you bullylook what you have done
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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sorry Cavycome back! its not the same without you!
i wasn't mocking anyway, it just surprised me
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Excellent penswww.faber-castell.co.uk/40690/Products/Design/fcv2_index.aspx
I have about 4 of them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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I'm hard to buy for so pens are an easy option(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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I like pencilsCONTROVOSY ON THE INTERNET
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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I bet monty gets all retoAnd tell you about how chalk is was better than pens
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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CUNEIFORM TIL I DIE, MUTHAFUCKAZ(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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I also like pencilsa nice 2B (or softer) with a fairly sharp nib, mmmmmmmm
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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I bet you like them hard(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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They are quite small thoughat least i think they were, I was quite far away and a banjole band was making bets on who would win "Briatin's got Talent" at the time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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Pooko is going to need all the tips he can get from you, now he is unemployed.He might like your recipe for canal dog, if you've got it to hand?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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I think "Pen thread" and "sausage thread" might be contenders for Thread of the week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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Look how far you've got without mentioning lunch!I'm so very proud of you all, I could cry.
Edit: Oh Nakers, you've let everyone down.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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You mentioned food thoughand you know it doesn't take much to set the fatties off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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These are bestwww.ebay.co.uk/itm/GIANT-MARKER-PENS-GLASS-GRAFFITI-ART-ZIG-BIGGIE-50-FREE-POSTAGE-/290620200844
More of a sausage man, tbh
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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Not very PC(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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he laughed nervously and then told everyone in the officejoe doesn't want to be left alone with me now :(
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not at all homophobic.I was referring to the word quender being seven letters, and the first four letters of Quentin make up over 50% of the word quender.
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seeing as someone fucked up by mentioning lunch...I'm currently eating this
www.wokandgo.co.uk/signabox
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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I'm not on pints till after 5 8((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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I like how it's SIGN in the URL and SING on the pagegives me confidence in their attention to detail and product quality.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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I'm fairly certain they don't let him write copy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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Your attention to detail is admirable Would you like a high paying job in quality control?
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Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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No taI have a high-paying job where somebody else has to deal with quality.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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If I stopped to think about any food that I hadn't prepared and cooked myself,I probs would never eat out, any way wasn't my choice I just got a phone call saying were buying noodles what do you want?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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I'm currently eating your mumI hope this helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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Bet it's not as nice as my pulled pork and chorizo burritowww.luardos.co.uk/php/food.php
it did leave my hands all sticky and I've got some greasy stains on my shirt, so we have that in common.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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Yeah you mentioned that the other day, it sounded well nom(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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I think I had the steak burrito last timealso good.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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How does not cutting it make it more tender?Surely its how it cooks that matters. Not having a go or owt I am genuinely curious.
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Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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It is cooked differently slow cooked until it can be pulled apart.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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Yeh so why not cook it like that then cut it?Why is it called pulled pork and not slow cooked pork?
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Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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Because when you cut it, it falls apart(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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Slow cooked so it falls of the bone.I've only seen it on programmes like Man Vs Food.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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I bet tracey has them all in her desk.(
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