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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Bored of that shit
What should I pick up from Waitrose on the way home for dinner tonight.
Don't say sausages, or mince.

Also this is quite funny www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/06/worlds-rudest-chef
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:23, 121 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

POSTING IN YOUR THREAD!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

HURRAH

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I went to a waitrose once
I bought a toffee apple pie which was past it's sell by date and cost about 7p. That was a great day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

yaya a psychochomp thread, these are my favourite and i accidentally clicked it too
WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

pens

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

??I can't eat pens??

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

have you never had pen soup, or a lovely pen soufles?
you ignoramus!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm alergic you fuckken facist!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

well then you'd need some sort of Epi-Pen wouldn't you?
DICK-HED
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)

sorry chomp, i didn't meant o be rude

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I think they told me to go home from work
because I was so out of it I've only just realised my tshirt was on back to front
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

whats up cavy? you burning the candle at both ends?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

nah
There's a thing that keeps happening where I get really really poorly and in pain for a couple of hours. Happened last night, still feel shit today, but not as shit. Went to Drs, they think it's a migraine (without the headache). Monty's right, this place it like a collection of broken people, both mentally and physically
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)

:(
i'll take you to that nice farm just outside of town if you want? you can run around in all the fields, and yes, of course i'll let your family visit in the summer, i won't just fob them off with some excuses til they forget
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)

DON'T BELIEVE THIS MAN
He'll take you round the back of the stables, shoot you and sell your corpse to a glue factory!
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

it's probably for the best

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Oh, ok then.

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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

i think this place is the farm
we live here until we all inevitably DYAAKY
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

you already have, this is purgatory

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

SPOILER ALERT

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

A crown of duck.
Have it with chips.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

but if you kill the duck king, his mallardic minions will kick your shit up
they're fuc-unard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

They'll do no such thing
out of all animals, they are amongst the least suited for war.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)

don't fuck with the ducks mate, or you're brown bread

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I like this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJO2Tjp3hQ0
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Don't you mean Fu-Canard?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

canard?
er, no you silly man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Not sausages or mince.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Thanks, you're so fucking helpful.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

minced sausages!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Turkey breast steaks and some vegetables.
Make a stir fry. Quick, tasty and healthy too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Fuck that shit
Get some booze and cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

He'll be drinking home brew, I took that as read.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

What a fucking tramp

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)

But for MK, he is a shining example.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Some overpriced pizza and one sock

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Waitrose cheese & smoked ham ravioli 500g
Or something alternative like Marmite or chili jam
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)

ITS FRIDAY AFTERNOON, PERK UP YOU MISERABLE CUNTS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I'm happy Q, I finished my project last and sent it in
and I hope I'll get confirmation that I passed early next week.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

WAHEY
what kind of project?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I was told that I could leave for the day whenever Im ready.......
I lied and said im far to busy, so I'll be fucking around on here for at least another 20mins.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

yaw crazeh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Its part of my evil plan

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

the hare thing is a lie isn't it?
you're actually a DUCK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'm not that ugly......;'(
I might grow up to be a beautiful swan
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

so you admit it?
now we all know, ducks really are evil
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

IM SHITTING RAINBOWS

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I'M PISSING MARCHMALLOWS, LETS CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Who else watches Archer?
If not why don't you?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

what is it?
tell me why i should
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It's a cartoon about spies and it's one of the best shows ever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

i don't think I'm going to bother

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

likewise

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

It has lots of jokes about film in it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

so does family guy, and that got borring years ago
EDIT but as you keep persisting, you know what?

i'm gonna look it up, and if its good i'll send you a beer coupon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

It's like family guy but funny and with more guns.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Give it a go, you wont regret it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

if its bad i'm coming to milton keynes
for your soul
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I am willing to accept those terms.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Yeah, like anyone in MK has one.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

there will be no mercy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

i saw a film once
it wasn't as exciting as the day I went to waitrose, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

His wife Mary, if she has any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Two litres of scrumpy and a jazz mag.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Can't got a friend coming over for dinner and I doubt she'll appreciate my (patent pending) cider fueled crywanks :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

You're just not crying hard enough.
*taps nose*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I'll get myself hydrated first.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

That's what the scrumpy is for!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I'm going home now, bye

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

+ pints of cum

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

aannnndddd relax.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Actually I'm back, bus won't be here for 17 mins
Why relax anyway?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

because you're so shit it makes the internet angry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Really? I don't want to upset anyone

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I'll gaz cr3 with your resignation then.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Steady on, I thought we were friends?
I dont know what chompy has against me I am nothing but nice to him, I guess you can't please everybody. Hopefully we can rub along with some civility
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I think we all know you've ruined this place.
Even you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Should I dmaakm?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

No need!
Just KY, I've already ordered the D of YA.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Euphemisms of the day AWARDED

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

COME ON TIM!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Murray is kicking arse btw.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

He will lose. You mark my words.
I have £150 on Bjorn Borg.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Who was the guy with a 'tache that played on a chair?
I fancy him for the "grand" "slam"
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

King Canute.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You're a Canute

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I'm waiting for the womble pitch invasion

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Entice them with litter

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

For a brief moment there,
I thought you said "entice them with Hitler"
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I bet you went straight for your white flag

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Miss Adelaide may streak Cooooooooooorrrrrrrrr

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

First set to murrray
I hope it's not over by the time I get home :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Anthrax ft public enemy: bring the noise
Perfect Friday commute song
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

they sample Slayer on She Watch Channel Zero?!
Public Enemy are one of my favourite bands.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I didn't know that was slayer

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Angel of Death.
They were on the same label. Def Jam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

? def jam was the label?

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Yes.
Rick Rubin signed Slayer to the label. Jesus and Mary Chain were on a Def Jam subsidiary for a bit, as was Johnny Cash. I'm a big fan of both of those too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

No one cares

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

i knew deth jam was a label

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Yep same
Def Jam I still remember "Crush Groove" the movie
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

i liked the bugs bunny film they did of it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

my baby don't care for me

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)

The textfromdog dog was interviewed by the guardian today
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/jul/06/text-from-dog
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

hahaha
dog is cool
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

+ bot

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qel2hZ4bsw
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Awwwww! Look at the Pandas!
www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/jul/06/panda-cubs-play-slide-china-video
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

being a panda looks like fun
where do I apply?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Well you do have as much sex as a panda ;)

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

don't I know it
at least they get to play on a slide
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I'm sure they'll let you have a go if you ask nicely

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

before tearing you to pieces
they're FUCKING BEARS.

Well, not fucking, but you know what I mean.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

At least there is little chance of any inter species sexual assult

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Hi guys!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Alright? Less stressed about the ex now?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Nope, more so - I have to go round there in a minute.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

take a sock with a brick in it

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

So many socks to few bricks

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)

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