If you were Monty.
Put yourself in Monty's shoes. Yes that's right, his limited edition retro trainers.

What would you do with your day?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:28, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fuck you, man! ahhahahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)

uh, because Monty loves to fuck you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Go on a Barry hunt, we're gonna catch a big one, we're not scared
Look Drink lots of Drink we can't go over it, we can't go under it we're gonna have to go through it "glug glug, glug glug, glug glug"
We're Going on a Barry hunt, we're gonna catch a big one, we're not scared.
Look Drugs MASSIVE drugs we can't go over it, we can't go under it we're gonna have to go through it "snort snort, snort snort, snort snort".............
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)

I'd listen to his records and take his drugs.
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Beg
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Spend it on here saying everything is "fucking shit"
if the average day is anything to go by.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

That was just fucking shit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I noes rite?
The whole question of "if you were someone for a day what would you do?" is somewhat redundant as, presumably, if you were someone for a day you'd be subject to their normal thought processes anyway, so everything would just be the same.

Like when I split form my ex, people would say, "If I were you..." Which is ridiculous, because if they were me they'd be doing exactly as I was. I think a better phrase to use might be, "If I were in your position this is what I would do..."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)

My first answer was total from a monty (NY) state of mind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

and cunting Bowie in the fuck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)