What shall I have for lunch?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:53, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Arsenic sarnie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Something about sitting on a razor blade.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

And a pool of lemon juice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Is that when you make a world class sarnie from ingredients from your own garden..
..and then sell it before you can eat it?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

This is very good indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

FOOTBALL!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Shed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

7

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Fat cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I'm not aware of this song

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Bully Boy, it's called

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I hear Zizzi's has an excellent polish sausage.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Monty is an excellent sausage polish-er

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Their pork belly in garlic butter sounds nice.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

A mercury smoothie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I see they are saying today that Arafat was Polonium-210-ed
They found out from his skidders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Litvenyekololz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Sounds appealing
Along with his urine stained pants, Arafat’s toothbrush, sweaty track suit and bloodied hospital cap were scrutinised with all the techniques available to modern science.
He was actually buried in a Rangers shirt, Leeds shorts and England socks. He wanted to be buried in a Gazza strip.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)