shakespeare revamped for the shed generation.
"Now is the winter of our discontent
made glorious summer by this here shed of York"

"A tale, told by a shed, full of noise and bluster
signifying nothing."

"Alas, poor shed. I knew him Horatio."

"What light from yonder shed breaks?"

"A plague! A plague on both your sheds."

"Is this a shed I see before me?"

"But screw your courage to the shed,
and we'll not fail."
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:38, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

cry havok and let slip the sheds of war!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Get thee to a shed.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English shed.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Shed? Shed? Wherefore art thou, shed?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

What's in a name? that which we call shed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

there are more things in sheds and huts, Horatio

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Bewa\re, the sheds of march

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Leave not a shed behind, we are such stuff as dreams are made of.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

But soft! What light through yonder shed window breaks?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I need your clothes, your shed and your motorbike

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

It is wise to keep a motorcycle in a covered area, both for secruity and cleanyness reasons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

wake up in the shed feeling like p.diddy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

i know a Ke$ha lyric when i see it!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

word!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Is this a shed I see before me?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I'm a god-damned shed-ual tyranno-saur!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats.
They assimilate countless sheds, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Now is the winter of our discount tent!
Bastards! I ordered a shed!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

its like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a shed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.
I wish I could tell you that - but shed is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - shed life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I’m afraid of the shed,
‘specially when I’m in a park
And there’s no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers.
I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s a sight that I fear most.
I’d rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evenings news.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

A long time ago, in a shed far, far away. ....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Luke, I am your father!
NOOOOOOOOO!
look into your heart, you know it to be true!
NOOOOO, oh nooooo!
join me and together we can rule the shed!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational shed!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I felt a disturbance in the shed.....
as though a miilion voices cried out in agony
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

we're carrying this on in the new thread, you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Hhhhmmmmm?
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to shedbuilding.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)