Non shed related new thread.
What was the first computer game you bought? Mine was Blue Ice, and it was as total bugger toplay. Apparently, there was no "fixed" ending, as they were meant to have a competition, with cash prizes.
Alt, the most you've ever won on a bet?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:46, 42 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Probably Sim City. or ports of call on an old b&w DOS laptop.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I've never bought a computer game.
Alt: I don't gamble.

THANKS FOR LEAVING ME OUT, BEAR POOKIE!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

It's ok.
I specifically did this, to make you feel sad and unwanted.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

he feels that already, at least he should do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not a muslim, you know.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

The first one I bought was Zelda for the NES. Oh dear I've just put my paintbrush in my cup a soup and not the water. FFS.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You do this everyday you utter spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Quite a lot yeah, normally it's not that big of a deal but soup is a new one.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

why are you even eatinga cup a soup?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

HE'S ON A DIET< OK ??!?!?!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

because they're quite nice.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

A new soup?
Which one?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Sausage soup

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

cream of shed
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Sheds? We ain't got no sheds!
We don't need no sheds! I don't have to show you any stinking sheds
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SHEDS!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I demand MORE SHED!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Shed cannae take it anymore, captain! Shed just donnay hae the power!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Alien Trilogy for Playstation
Alt: £95.00, although if I'd bet my usual amount on one bet, I'd have had £225.00.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I have nevr bought a computer game, although the first one ever bought for me would have been Sta Fox for the snes
alt: £120 quid on the grand national last year.

NEXT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Frankly my dear, i don't give a shed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Horace goes skiing on the speccy
Probably about 3 quid on the grand national. I don't really gamble, not even the lottery
( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

The first game I bought myself was probably X-Wing.
My first computer game was a cricket one for the Spectrum. Well, that or some version of the one were you bounce a ball at coloured bricks.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i got the computer game 'doing bear pookies mum up the shitter'
surprisingly addictive
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i got a virus from that one :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

that was always a risk at level 50

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

That's why I'm waiting for the first patched expansion pack

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

oh yeah, there's a backdoor in that one you can use
the programmers put it in because the original game was too easy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

i've got my tent all ready to camp outside hmv for that
you get to do his dad up the shitter in that one
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

tent shed
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

A serious one?
Or bumaidslols?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Love Hurts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I find their mournful faux eighties electronica quite tedious tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

My headphones are broken :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I had a hand-held Space Invaders.
Alt: nought pounds and nought new pence
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I had a hand held Donkey Kong
I accidentally took those little round batteries out and thought I'd fucked the thing, cried like a bitch etc.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I had that, it was orange as I remember and had 2 screens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)

you held hands with Donkey Kong?
Eurgh, GAY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

My first games thing was the Atari 2600
The games I remember having for that were a space shuttle simulator and California Games. I know I had more games than that but my memory is shot to shit

Alt: About £46 on an accumulator a few years ago
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I also had the Atari 2600
But my first proper computer game would have been Elite for the BBC B.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)

3D Monster Maze
on the ZX81.

REX HAS SEEN YOU
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

www.handheldmuseum.com/Tandy/Pirate.htm
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)