£500 you say?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That's like £50 for smashing up each of his finger and thumbs on his chubby paws, totally worth it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I totally tried to give him a Chinese burn or something when I saw him at the Slayer gig
But he used his weight to overpower me, plus I'm sure he was packing some gardening tools, y'know what I mean?
I fear wee dozer here may be too small to do any damage.
I say we hit him where it hurts - a sustained campaign of unfriending him on Facebook.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I am considering binning facebook.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'm sure it will survive.
I don't mind it. There are a couple of entertaining people who I interact with on there and that is enough to keep it interesting for me. I just block the updates of dull people who, for diplomatic reasons, can't just be deleted.
Apart from being disillusioned with social media, how are you doing Bobby?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)

This is the most grimly accurate statement about Facebook that I've ever read, notwithstanding the author's spelling of "gravitational":
"You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I treat it as a game
I win by posting cooler links and better updates than my friends.

That's how you win, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)