What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a ZING?
Is it a ZING?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

No it's Monty thinking that saying the same thing over and over constitutes a debate
I can imagine this is why he has such trouble with his bank accounts.

Bank Manager: Mr Boyce, you appear to have spent all your money on skag and dry meat, we'd like it back please.
Monty Boyce: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Regardless of how the money was spent, we still want it back.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, I'm trying to be reasonable here, we already lent you a huge amount against the value of your flat and you promised you wouldn't spunk it up the wall.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, there has to be some way around this, what's going happen is that we're going to take all your money each month and then allow you a tiny amount to live on so that you feel humiliated in front of everyone you know for being such a financial flid. Goodbye!
MB: But, I didn't do it all myself!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Have a click

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh, really? From you?
That's kind of insulting, but, oh whatever, a click is a click. Thanks buddy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

i didn't click it, i just wanted you to know that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Never click my posts Quints
It'll be our "thing"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

i think i might have broken that thing a couple of times before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah, me too quints, me too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

say something funny
i promise i won't click it this time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Hey Quints, my cat has no nose!
How does it smell you say? It smells awful, it died about three weeks ago and has been buried since then.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i'm not clicking this, but not because it wasn't funny

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I'm clicking this though.
But not because it was funny.
It's because I'm a prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

This make you and Harters FRENDZ4LYF

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I drove past Coventry yesterday
and I thought of you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You should've popped in for a pint - I probably wouldn't have stabbed you.
Annoyingly, if Coventry hadn't been destroyed during and post WW2, people wouldn't give a shit about York and you would probably have spent the weekend here instead, marvelling at what a beautiful mediaeval city it is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

instead you've got concrete that only MK can dream of and twang club

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Like most of your posts Rory, this is depressingly true.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

No, it's definitely a zing. You've made a mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You're doing it again Monty, you really aren't helping your case here.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)