OMG!
Quick call your boyfriend in england and get him to phone the police and confess to being a transcontinental nonce!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I think I might have to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

If you're lucky Chompy will still be able to meet him next week and enquire how his week was.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Ha, that was an akward conversation...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

What was worse was that despite having gone through all that, he was still quite dull.
To be honest, that's probably why he did it in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm still laughing about that.
So awkward.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

explain please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Himjim had a suicide attempt,
the next weekend there was a bash, I didn't really know who he was and had never met him before and I as part of the "oh hi, what's your name" small talk bollocks I said "so have you had a good week" and then I realised who he was and was all embarrassed :(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

It wasn't Himjim, it was Hairpot
Himjim is alright.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Oh yeaaaahhhh I get names wrong a lot sorry bobby.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

s'alright Monty.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

He should have just made his own burger.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Fucking hell, that was 3 years ago

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

so this user sent me a suicide note.
I posted here asking if anyone knew how to get hold of him, meanwhile contacting cr3 and an english b3tan who lived sort of nearish blah blah, people took the piss and said he'd just gone for KFC. Long story short, rozzers arrived to cut him down from the rafters just in time. He turned up at the bash that was on the next week, and Chompy had no idea who he was, and asked him about how his week had been.

Took me a long time to be able to laugh about any of it, but now it's been long enough that I can see the funny side.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

wow, that's a whole new level of awkward.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Apeloverage could write a book about this.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I heard he did.
He publicised it by going around suicide prevention programs and telling people how funny it was. He's really good an picking his audience.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)