Our first dane was Nina Simone - My baby just cares for me
I really wasn't keen on the whole 1st dnace thing, but after a minute we got everyone else involved so it wasn't too bad. PLus I was quite pissed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:23, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This was my first dance
www.myspace.com/notlist/music/songs/fraction-slow-and-banging-57393728 I fucking loved it. Everything about our wedding was traditional and posh except the band. The hotel manager eventually got so many complaints from other guests he had to offer us the in house DJ for free for the rest of the night and pay the band out of the hotels funds to get them to finish early. They didn't mind I got the hotel to pay them 4 times what I was going to
( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

that's not a bad sound though, why were people complaining?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

We didn't do a first dance, as wecouldn't agree on one.
I wanted 'if you want to be happy' by Jimmy Soul. He wanted some turgid slow dance shuffly bollocks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

My first first dance was By Your Side by Sade
I had nothing to do with that as a choice.

My second first dance was "you and me song" by The Wannadies. That was quite funny, if only for the looks from the more elderly relatives.

I was tempted by "nothing else matters" but it's way too slow and been done to many times. I always fancied "iris" but was vetoed, sad times. Ditto the Biffy Clyro version of "umbrella". ah well, just have to get married again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

awww thanks
but i just can't move to scotland. best stay as you are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Scotland has a much lower Cunt Quotient than the South East
And Edinburgh has far better bars and restaurants than London. And, obviously, me. Your loss.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

All that Buckfast has really gone to your head hasn't it badger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Not really.
It's got plenty of truth. London high end cuisine disappeared up its own arse years ago, it's all emporer's new clothes or places you can't get into in a million years. And the old school favourites are as good up here as they are down there, the variety is as wide and the quality as good.

And if you want a single bar that sums up everything that is fucking wrong with London drinking establishments, "the mayor of scaredy cat town"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

plenty of good restaurants, you should pick better!
and a sample size of one bar is not very scientific, you of all people should know that.

ALthough it does add so much cuntyness as to drag the whole lot down
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Meh, I'm giving it as an example of overall attitude
And I know not all London is like that. I lived there for fucking years. Just as you know that a lot of it exactly IS like that, and that's what I hate about it.

I know there's plenty of good restaurants. Plenty of shit ones, too, and that's the problem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Try the bender at Wimpey
it's sublime
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Ah, but latterly, its Scouse quotient has gone up...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

She doesn't drink in my pubs so it's OK, I haven't had to put a chain on my wallet

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Good choice

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)