Where do I start with these questions?
Arsing help.

Someone, quickly, entertain me.

I am wearing a stripy shirt today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am wearing a pink gingham shirt today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I don't wear pink.
As I am not a bent spastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Real men wear pink
If you are afraid of it, it's probably because you are a closet bummer.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I wear shirts and ties with pink detail.
But not where pink dominates.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Plain white shirt today, being boring.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

does it have short sleeves and a pen in the breast pocket?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

No to both

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I usually wear striped shirts.
Accessorised appropriately.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

SHIRT SUBTHREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

beautifully tailored crisp white shirts
are one of the sexiest things a guy can wear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

or a crumpled white shirt in the morning for a lady
80s FILM CLICHE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Don't get me wrong.
A tailored white shirt is the bedrock of a man's wardrobe, but are too easy to accessorise. Wearing a bold, striped shirt with the right tie and cufflinks is a proper challenge.

Plus chicks dig it/ me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

sort of teal t shirt today, i look well cool rocking the cas-u-al look

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I've got on a purple striped shirt
with a big stiff collar.

I do like a big stiff one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)